Paul tries a dating app

[Professor Rape]

Spoiler: Some kind of hook/Reason to click through the spoiler: The rest of his profile

Alas for Paul, he got no fawkin' matches! But rather than bury his head in his hands he went to le reddit for advice...

Not sure what this comment was meant to mean??

Paul IS a photographer, you fffffuck!

Paul is tired of the roasting, so goes looking for a sub with less underbridge dwellers. He uploads some photos and asks what he can do to look better.

Gets genuine advice:

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I think Paul's nearly 60.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

The blue buttoned up to his chin pic looks like it was taken in a prison

 

[chewtoycock]

I'd genuinely be curious about reddit's critique of my profile, because I get pretty much only crazy women of wildly varied attractiveness and whores who want me to breed them. It's honestly gross and I need a soyfag to set me right.

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

The Chris Hanson reply really got a niggas ribs

 

[Carol's Stink Blaster]

Hilarious that they advice given is the same shit we've said, like his full shirt buttoning

 

[Opesterino]

HAHA fucking amazing. Almost choked when I read " 1 please dont ever use that same pose as you do in the second picture" . oh uncle paul, you sad little man

 

[Harry Powell]

I'd genuinely be curious about reddit's critique of my profile, because I get pretty much only crazy women of wildly varied attractiveness and whores who want me to breed them. It's honestly gross and I need a soyfag to set me right.

Post your profile in the private chat, we’ll advise you

 

[Carol's Stink Blaster]

I'd genuinely be curious about reddit's critique of my profile, because I get pretty much only crazy women of wildly varied attractiveness and whores who want me to breed them. It's honestly gross and I need a soyfag to set me right.

We already know who you are, just post your profile in one of the gay chats

 

[Carol's Stink Blaster]

Post your profile in the private chat, we’ll advise you

Great minds think a whole fucking lot Harry

 

[johnnynoname]

honestly, if he lowers his standards enough he could find sommeone

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

honestly, if he lowers his standards enough he could find sommeone

He won't. He wants a Gerber baby, not just any old kid, no pun intended.

 

[Rudderman]

I get pretty much only crazy women of wildly varied attractiveness and whores

If there are other kinds of women, I have not met them.

 

[johnnynoname]

He won't. He wants a Gerber baby, not just any old kid, no pun intended.

and i totally forgot that he is a pedo when i typed my initial post btw

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

5ft2 haha

Very good.

 

[Udders]

I'd love to know why (besides being a huge faggot) he took that second picture as well. We've all seen the lot of photos from that same shoot and most of them are normal, at least for Paul. Maybe they took a few and said, 'just act goofy' and here we are. There's that one where he looks like he's in a karate stance as well.

 

[Professor Rape]

Just watched the "masculine poses" video that chick suggested.

What in the faggot?

 

[Carol's Stink Blaster]

Imagine taking vanity advice from a chink

 

[Professor Rape]

Imagine taking vanity advice from a chink

 

[BoomerSperg]

Bond villain? He'd be a retarded henchman executed to serve as an example by his boss.