Patty says he pays the internet, phone and cable bills

[guest]

Thanks for clearing this up for the stlaker who's been "actively trying to kill you and your family for the last four and a half years".

The contrast between his histrionic, exaggerated use of the word "stlaker" and his actual response to the situation is hilarious. Like if some knife-wielding maniac was behind him saying "I'm coming to get you, Rick", instead of running he'd turn around and say "Name's still not Rick, stlaker."

 

[guest]

The contrast between his histrionic, exaggerated use of the word "stlaker" and his actual response to the situation is hilarious. Like if some knife-wielding maniac was behind him saying "I'm coming to get you, Rick", instead of running he'd turn around and say "Name's still not Rick, stlaker."

You call that a knife?

(Pulls kitchen knife out of his fat back)

THIS is a knife!

 

[guest]

That's weird, we have a joint account that covers household utilities, property taxes and other domestic incidentals. Most married people operate this way. You know who says "you cover the electricity, I'll pay phones and water and we can split grocery bills?" Roommates.

 

[MonsterSteve]

Nice roommate situation, stupid.

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

He bragged about being a "six-figure author" and then said one time that they made 130k combined. So she makes 30k max?

He can't keep his lies right. Like he pays the cable, but they cut cable. He probably pays less than $100 for a couple streaming services, another hundo at most for internet and then maybe what, 200? for a cell bill for 2 people. He pays a whopping $400. Oh wait, the water bill. If you google the average monthly water bill for Milwaukee, you get this:



Big spender Johnson throwing down 25 bucks a month for the water. If they have electric heat then Niki is paying way more than Rick in bills, especially in that hovel. No way it's well insulated. I don't even think they have replacement windows.

Niki or Mama Robin pay everything else. Rick has to contribute about 5k/year towards the expenses. Probably part of his disability check every month.

Remember he is a millennial BOOMER who was paying fucking $240 for cable like an old retard.
He could be signed up for the most expensive internet and phone plan since he uses 10TB a week on tweets and texts to stlakers

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

He didnt see how lame he is for listing that he covers specific bills.

Pat you fucking retard.

 

[Dennis Denuto]

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Who pays $240 a month for cable??? Is he watching pay-per-view or something? That's Quasi's money he's spending.

 

[guest]

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Remember: he’s a CONSERVATIVE. Doesn’t mention avoiding MSNBC, CNN or any of the others. Just Fox and Tucker. Like a real conservative would do.

 

[Dennis Denuto]

Remember: he’s a CONSERVATIVE. Doesn’t mention avoiding MSNBC, CNN or any of the others. Just Fox and Tucker. Like a real conservative would do.

The only thing he's conserving is his blubber

 

[guest]

The only thing he's conserving is his blubber

He’s a Retublican

 

[RoTheHo69]

Remember: he’s a CONSERVATIVE. Doesn’t mention avoiding MSNBC, CNN or any of the others. Just Fox and Tucker. Like a real conservative would do.

The only thing he's conserving is his blubber

He’s a Retublican

He's a ton-servative

 

[EraGodless]

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Only a fucking retard would pay $240 a month for cable- I didn't even think Comcast has packages that are even more than $150.

 

[guest]

Who pays $240 a month for cable??? Is he watching pay-per-view or something? That's Quasi's money he's spending.

I have cable with high speed internet and I order all of the AEW pay per views and I don't pay anywhere NEAR $240.

I also live near hours away from him so it's not like he can claim that his bills are so much higher because he lives in a booming metropolis.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Nigga has a 275 FICO score. You get 330 for fogging a mirror.

That’s how bad Fatrick sucks at life.