Patty says he pays the internet, phone and cable bills

[RoTheHo69]

scene: A restless Pat is tossing and turning in bed in a sweat and ketchup stained grey t-shirt and Darth Vader boxers. He is unshaven, and there are bags under his eyes, which he rubs at with Cool Ranch Dorito dust covered fingers. The pale moon shines in through his window, and somehow makes the room feel even smaller than it actually is; his internal monologue plays

My fuckin ribs are demolished.

 

[guest]

That's how marriage works? That's some pretty patriarchal shit for a libtard, fat boy.

 

[Turk February]

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That's how marriage works? That's some pretty patriarchal shit for a libtard, fat boy.

You don't even need another person, all you need for marriage is to pay some bills. I am learning a LOT about marriage.

 

[Saddam Hussein]

Looks like he’s added two additional texts to his copypasta

 

[Uncle Floyd]

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Pat dropping truth bombs about his pathetic little pud of a dick

You son of a bitch. I screencapped the same thing for those juicy ribs.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Thanks for clearing this up for the stlaker who's been "actively trying to kill you and your family for the last four and a half years".

They split the utilities because they are roommates. Confirmed.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

And like this another Pat texter is born..it's a beautiful thing

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

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That's how marriage works? That's some pretty patriarchal shit for a libtard, fat boy.

I would pay all the bills because I'm not a nigger

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

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That's how marriage works? That's some pretty patriarchal shit for a libtard, fat boy.

I remember Pat bragging about how much money he and wife make BUT made sure to say he makes more and she “almost” makes as much as him. Mr big progressive ally couldn’t say she makes more under NO circumstance.

 

[RoTheHo69]

And like this another Pat texter is born..it's a beautiful thing

Oh I've been a pat texter for a long time but usually I can't get his titties twisted like this.

 

[guest]

I remember Pat bragging about how much money he and wife make BUT made sure to say he makes more and she “almost” makes as much as him. Mr big progressive ally couldn’t say she makes more under NO circumstance.

If somebody throws two quarters at her in a bathroom stall after she's done blowing them she makes more than he does.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Oh I've been a pat texter for a long time but usually I can't get his titties twisted like this.

New app? I haven't seen that interface before

 

[RoTheHo69]

New app? I haven't seen that interface before

its called Freetone. I install and uninstall shit constantly, I've tried a few apps you can text from it's not just the well known ones there are also others.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

How many pushy insurance calls to confused elderly people does he have to get through for that monthly $90?

 

[guest]

I needed to correcT the recordT

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This man is definitely going to kill someone. Either himself or someone else.

 

[guest]

I remember Pat bragging about how much money he and wife make BUT made sure to say he makes more and she “almost” makes as much as him. Mr big progressive ally couldn’t say she makes more under NO circumstance.

He bragged about being a "six-figure author" and then said one time that they made 130k combined. So she makes 30k max?

He can't keep his lies right. Like he pays the cable, but they cut cable. He probably pays less than $100 for a couple streaming services, another hundo at most for internet and then maybe what, 200? for a cell bill for 2 people. He pays a whopping $400. Oh wait, the water bill. If you google the average monthly water bill for Milwaukee, you get this:

The average residential customer (ranges from single family home to large, multi-family buildings) uses 26 Ccf per quarter, or 8.6 Ccf per month, and pays about $300.00 a year, or $25.40 per month, for water.

Big spender Johnson throwing down 25 bucks a month for the water. If they have electric heat then Niki is paying way more than Rick in bills, especially in that hovel. No way it's well insulated. I don't even think they have replacement windows.

Niki or Mama Robin pay everything else. Rick has to contribute about 5k/year towards the expenses. Probably part of his disability check every month.

 

[Say “Cookie”]

I really do love that he still insists anything said to him is felony harassment despite Wisconsin law stating it’s a misdemeanor at best for being a nuisance. Pat, nobody on this forum is threatening you with any type of violence or the legal definition of stalking so no felonies have actually occurred. We don’t swat you, we fuck with you on social media & texts and then giggle at your sperging.

 

[guest]

If Hooligans let him run a monthly tab, what do you think he'd run that motherfucker up to?

Serious question. I'm guessing over a G because I legitimately think he has ZERO concept of debt and fiscal responsibility.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

The bills you can't find records for? I pay all of those.

The book sales records you've found? A tiny fraction! The real figures are kept secret. No, you can't have them.

I do have a girlfriend. She goes to a different school that you've never heard of. She's a year older. And a model.

 

[guest]

The bills you can't find records for? I pay all of those.

The book sales records you've found? A tiny fraction! The real figures are kept secret. No, you can't have them.

I do have a girlfriend. She goes to a different school that you've never heard of. She's a year older. And a model.

I met her in Niagara falls, you wouldn't know her.