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Patty says he pays the internet, phone and cable bills
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Classic Pat, “she pays the electric but I pay for everything else” not “we pay our bills together” like a joint account or something. He tried to sound like they are a happily married couple yet made it sound like he’s living with a roommate where they split up utilities.
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Pat dropping truth bombs about his pathetic little pud of a dick
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's nothing to brag about.
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That makes sense, many of his types are the only ones still crying about Covid and how it’s still a major issue of concern. I remember him and mm schill retweeting nonsense that people should be paid unemployment benefits for refusing to work over Covid concerns. That’s why they think it’s so serious, they want to use it as an excuse to get government money.
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No cable, he had to cut cable because he's broke.
gotta love Patrick "you're not entitled to explanations" Tomlinson spell out his marital arrengement for who pays what lmao
gotta love Patrick "you're not entitled to explanations" Tomlinson spell out his marital arrengement for who pays what lmao
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How often do you think he purposely leaves lights on in the house to try and “win” against Niki
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Nigger needs to pay the Quasi bill. The Jen bill may involve BBQing those cats.
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No, stlaker. John's cock was only 9 inches, a pringles can is 10.
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pure poetry
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More like he drank cable budget at hooligans
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God bless you crazy faggots that harass this loathsome pig man on the phone
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Not only that but asks “fans” for their streaming passwords so he can leach. Nothing says successful author that asks internet strangers their account passwords.
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scene: A restless Pat is tossing and turning in bed in a sweat and ketchup stained grey t-shirt and Darth Vader boxers. He is unshaven, and there are bags under his eyes, which he rubs at with Cool Ranch Dorito dust covered fingers. The pale moon shines in through his window, and somehow makes the room feel even smaller than it actually is; his internal monologue plays
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You are not entitled to an explanation about why his sister-in-law accused him of threatening to murder a baby or why he insists on remaining Facebook friends with a known convicted pedophile. But you are entitled to explanations about the following:
- How many turkeys he will consume in the days after Thanksgiving and whether they will be reheated or coming straight from the oven.
- Whether he ordered too much mulch, the correct amount of mulch, or no mulch at all.
- Whether he has fucked only two women, or far, far more than two women.
- Whether he is allowed at Hoolis.
- What the resale value is of his car and how many cylinders it has.
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Thanks for clearing this up for the stlaker who's been "actively trying to kill you and your family for the last four and a half years".