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I love that he is still trying to prevent the rest of twitter from knowing how bad he has lost against internet trolls that laugh at him.
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Pats “sunning” his lizard this morning
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This pedophile ally seriously believed that a goddamn silly blue checkmark on a who-gives-a-shit social media platform was a symbol of status and power. I don't think he ever used it for 'good', as I distinctly recall him shutting petty arguments with "I'm verified and have more followers than you! Na na na na na na! Can't hear you!" I know I'm beating a dead horse, but Patrick's farcical existence brings out as much rage in me as it does laughter....He is really seething. He is the one thirsty for validation from the internet. Everyone else is just laughing at him step on rakes everyday.
Yadda yadda yadda fat faggot with bitch tits.
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His double chin has carved a permanent fold in his neck. His fat has tattooed him.
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Pretty sure that is the chair he is sitting in too. Those things were doomed from the start.
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lol that chair is toast .. is he pulling that board and replacing it or just going to leave it till it cracks in half?
i just had to toss a wooden project i been working on . was trying to make a hobo reel with a removable shrink pot plug at the bottom to store lures or whatever. had it for about 6 months and I thought it was gonna be fine but I guess the plug
was a bit to large and after all this time it finally cracked. could have glued it or done several other things but it was beyond saving .. and that chair is beyond saving
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I'm still rooting for Pfizer's died suddenly. Ol' Pincushion pigman should be oinking his last oink any day now.
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I just realized that he split he wood BEFORE he stained it. FUCKHEAD, that's when you know you fucked it up and throw it away. It's a fail! But no, nothing he does is a fail so he stains the broken split wood on the back of his stupid faggoty broken twitter chair for 3 likes. We are the most kind people in his life. The only ones who call him a fat faggot and tell him to clean up his acT.
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Pulling? He just tried to fill the cracks and hide it with stain. He cuts corners on everything. He thinks he can outsmart instructions. There is a reason pilot holes exist but pat couldnt be bothered and accepted his shitty craftsmanship and it shows.
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Is there any doubt he forced that lizard to perform oral sex on him before their alleged "sunning"?
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Pilot holes? What am . . what are we Tom Cruise an . . . Kelly Segalis 'r sumtin, I don't know . . .
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Come on, I seriously doubt that. What actually happened is the lizard got another free tour of Pat’s guts via his shredded asshole.
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these fucking chairs are the gift that keeps on giving. now the true question - does he call kaput on the project and go radio silent or does he continue to invest time and effort into that mess? either way this fucking buffoon can't do anything correct and I enjoy bearing witness to every mistake.
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We all know the answer to this and I can’t fucking wait for the next episode.
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Whats to work on? This is the finished product. Rustic and handcrafted garbage. Pat thinks these are ready for market. I bet pat even seriously thought about making and selling these pieces of shit at the local farmers market.
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Even his ears are fat.The dumb lizard is trying to figure out what the fuck is wrong with those retarded earlobes.
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God, please don't let this be what kills him. Let it be something even stupider. My most fervent prayer. I pray for Pat.
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I did not fall down the stairs while obsessively staring at my phone, stlaker. Those are your felony delusions again.