Pats “sunning” his lizard this morning

[guest]

Hopefully it goes apeshit and tears his throat out. In Minecraft

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

I’m disgusted by his acne. What a filthy pig.

 

[SFWA liaison]

let's gooo, he has been really hesitant to post selfies in the past year or so.

look at the back of his head lol it has no support on the chair, you just have to rest it on the angle

deadbeat father trying to look paternalistic

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

I hope Niggler pisses on him

 

[Phish]

The dumb lizard is trying to figure out what the fuck is wrong with those retarded earlobes.

 

[Blurry Niki Enthusiast]

Reminder that he is too busy with his career to have kids but has spent his weekend looking at gay motorbikes from his bedroom and sat in a garden with a lizard.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

I sure hope no fathers respond that they’re spending their Sunday with their daughter and only jumped on Twitter to show her what a FFWBT is.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

How expensive are these pallet chairs in the long run, you think?

Between time and materials, Id say he could have bought 4 plastic versions of these chairs or two better made wooden versions. They would be more comfortable. The gallon of wood stain alone is $50. Wood filler about $12 and you factor in that he spent 2 weeks off and on actually working on it. Since he doesnt have an actual job, there isnt a figure to put on how much his actual time costs per hour except minimum wage. So $7.25 an hour. Obviously that would be low for most people. He spent well over 10 hours on them but lets just say 10 hours for easy math. So on the low end Id say $135 ( min wage) - $260 ( $20 per hour). I dont see these lasting more than two years, especially with their winters.

Its funny that in the same trip he went to buy the filler and stain he could have bought the plastic versions of the chairs for the same price and been done with it.

 

[guest]

LOL, He even tried to cover up the cracks using wood filler. I bet he used that stuff all over these chairs.

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a screw that close to the edge in a thin piece of hard won recovered wood. forget everything else, think about a guy who places a screw right there in something he intends to sit on, fatly.

 

[guest]

let's gooo, he has been really hesitant to post selfies in the past year or so.

What's some of the most recent PaT audio we got? some twitter video he posted? it's been months...
i'm edging through his 2 minute drills like a scorned ex. I miss his voice.

 

[guest]

Between time and materials, Id say he could have bought 4 plastic versions of these chairs or two better made wooden versions. They would be more comfortable. The gallon of wood stain alone is $50. Wood filler about $12 and you factor in that he spent 2 weeks off and on actually working on it. Since he doesnt have an actual job, there isnt a figure to put on how much his actual time costs per hour except minimum wage. So $7.25 an hour. Obviously that would be low for most people. He spent well over 10 hours on them but lets just say 10 hours for easy math. So on the low end Id say $135 ( min wage) - $260 ( $20 per hour). I dont see these lasting more than two years, especially with their winters.

Its funny that in the same trip he went to buy the filler and stain he could have bought the plastic versions of the chairs for the same price and been done with it.

Holy shit are you a generous motherfucker! I say these chairs don't last 12hrs of sittin time, depending on how often he gets up for a drink. (I do it suddenly and it wears more on furniture) Also he bought that sander explicitly for this purpose with the intention of it being a twitter thing so there's that. Then there is the skin conditions that they'll both develop by mid august. The time in the medical waiting room. Cost of prescriptions, time waiting at the pharmacy, driving to and from all of these extra inconveniences that could have been averted by not needing to show off like a progressive farmers market faggot.

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Between time and materials, Id say he could have bought 4 plastic versions of these chairs or two better made wooden versions. They would be more comfortable. The gallon of wood stain alone is $50. Wood filler about $12 and you factor in that he spent 2 weeks off and on actually working on it. Since he doesnt have an actual job, there isnt a figure to put on how much his actual time costs per hour except minimum wage. So $7.25 an hour. Obviously that would be low for most people. He spent well over 10 hours on them but lets just say 10 hours for easy math. So on the low end Id say $135 ( min wage) - $260 ( $20 per hour). I dont see these lasting more than two years, especially with their winters.

Its funny that in the same trip he went to buy the filler and stain he could have bought the plastic versions of the chairs for the same price and been done with it.

He bought a belt sander too. With sanding belts, he probably spent $75-$100 on that too

 

[Sexual_Tyrannosaurus]

These boomers really like posing with sunglasses, eyes closed, don't they?

 

[stealthygeek]

What's some of the most recent PaT audio we got? some twitter video he posted? it's been months...
i'm edging through his 2 minute drills like a scorned ex. I miss his voice.

Not much there but he narrates the homosexual bike parade and Niki makes a cameo as well. He also promised his fans that he would upload his Elon presentation to YouTube but to everyone's surprise Patrick has been too lazy to.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He bought a belt sander too. With sanding belts, he probably spent $75-$100 on that too

Forgot about the sander

 

[SFWA liaison]

What's some of the most recent PaT audio we got? some twitter video he posted? it's been months...
i'm edging through his 2 minute drills like a scorned ex. I miss his voice.

before the gay bikers video I can think of the pumpkin carving video for Halloween

I don't think he posted any video from Mexico

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Holy shit are you a generous motherfucker! I say these chairs don't last 12hrs of sittin time, depending on how often he gets up for a drink. (I do it suddenly and it wears more on furniture) Also he bought that sander explicitly for this purpose with the intention of it being a twitter thing so there's that. Then there is the skin conditions that they'll both develop by mid august. The time in the medical waiting room. Cost of prescriptions, time waiting at the pharmacy, driving to and from all of these extra inconveniences that could have been averted by not needing to show off like a progressive farmers market faggot.

Yes I was being very generous and yes I did forget some expenses but you get the idea. I also forgot how many knots are in that wood. A few lazy bodyweight plops into these chairs should result in some noisy cracks.

 

[Opesterino]

Forgot about the sander

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omg .. please tell me he was sanding that nasty weather treated pallet wood.. bet dollars to doughnuts he wasn't wearing any eye/lung protection.

1/488 - Welp the atalkers gave me cancer ..

 

[guest]

Yes I was being very generous and yes I did forget some expenses but you get the idea. I also forgot how many knots are in that wood. A few lazy bodyweight plops into these chairs should result in some noisy cracks.

Good thing he bought a tub of that wood putty.

 

[LongIslandchomper]

Odd that Pat never posts pictures of Mix and Mewler anymore. I assume he killed them in a fit of sperg rage at some point. Poor little mugs never stood a chance.