Pat’s plan is to skip the court date - my theory

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I’m convinced piggy being a stupid defiant stubborn piggy will blow off the hearing and just let this nonsense play out as far as he can - even if he goes to jail - all for attention to finally get famous.

Pat has convinced himself and even his dumb wife they face no serious consequences and flat out refuses to pay what is owed out of principal - Pat is the good guy and we’re the bad guys and good guys never lose.

This is his (and Niki’s) chance to finally be famous for “fighting back” and possibly leading to changing laws or at least more attention on changing them. Pig has given up on being a “political firebrand” (no outlets will pay for his stolen opinions) as well as a published author (doesn’t even bother to promote or even mention his books and where to get them) and he’s convinced himself this is the ticket to fame - to be the (fat) face for fighting the internet.

Not only that, Niki can also use this to cash in as well - she’s all in with this and making demands for police / laws to change and now she can be the poor pity wife that now has her husband in jail for having to PAY the evil terrorists! Nothing like a crying woman to get attention, remember piggy cried the police have traumatized his wife for knocking on their door. They’re bothering anyone that will listen in hopes it leads to more attention for themselves. Why else would they PAY to be swatted? It’s like those stories you hear of people making up a sob story and cashing in through go fund me (like the “homeless man gives woman last 20 bucks to get gas when she ran out” story that all turned out to be a hoax and everyone involved is in jail)

Pig believes this will lead to major people getting involved / news coverage / etc and ultimately a major book / movie deal about the man who fought back - even when everything was against him. TV appearances, major cover stories, and PAID speaking gigs - where now Pig AND Niki can cash in since to get both it will cost more.

TLDR This is his Hail Mary to be a celebrity.

 

[LoomisBuckby]

Pat, the eternal narcissist, is probably banking on his recent media attention to get some kind of pro bono attorney to help him. He probably thinks of himself as some kind of martyr for swatting/doxxing cases with hopes that there will be new legislation protecting guys like him and he'll get off scot free.

 

[Meownaw]

I'm still sticking with him being a no show.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Pat, the eternal narcissist, is probably banking on his recent media attention to get some kind of pro bono attorney to help him. He probably thinks of himself as some kind of martyr for swatting/doxxing cases with hopes that there will be new legislation protecting guys like him and he'll get off scot free.

That’s what I’m thinking, he’s said before he will be writing a book about how he won. He’ll get off and use it as a new angle to get books deals, more tv appearances, paid speaking gigs, etc. and be the face of getting laws changed. If he gets sent to jail it only helps his victim story. This is all done on purpose, especially the paid swats - he’s knows it’s not this website but us laughing at him and tweeting goofy shit isn’t enough - he had to do the swatting nonsense to the point it was obvious something was fishy. He’s seen cities have to pay big amounts for any police related mistakes and that’s his angle. The police are bad, things need to change, and piggy needs to be paid for his pain and suffering.

All it takes is the right grifter to pick up on his story so ramp up the nonsense until something bites. Shaun King was known for this, he got his shit lawyer buddies to cash in on all kinds of stories. Same with that Ben Krump lawyer.

 

[Suetonius]

The “I won’t pay my abuser. Don’t care.” clip shows exactly how he thinks. He believes he is in the right, so he is in the right. It literally doesn’t matter that he lost a lawsuit, that he legally has to pay, show up, anything. All of this is arbitrary because he doesn’t think it should happen.

 

[Butterknife]

Skipping the hearing would be the most ill-advised, monumentally idiotic move he could possibly make.

So yeah, he's definitely going to skip it.

 

[LoomisBuckby]

That’s what I’m thinking, he’s said before he will be writing a book about how he won. He’ll get off and use it as a new angle to get books deals, more tv appearances, paid speaking gigs, etc. and be the face of getting laws changed. If he gets sent to jail it only helps his victim story. This is all done on purpose, especially the paid swats - he’s knows it’s not this website.

Someone has mentioned in another thread that the swatting has stopped ever since he's gone on his newsmedia campaign.
I think in the best possible situation for justice, Patrick pays Quasi, and someone brings conclusive evidence to the MPD that Patrick has been the one self-swatting himself, if that truly is the case.
I wonder what kind of sentence someone who does false flags would get. Definitely not community service, that's for sure.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

The “I won’t pay my abuser. Don’t care.” clip shows exactly how he thinks. He believes he is in the right, so he is in the right. It literally doesn’t matter that he lost a lawsuit, that he legally has to pay, show up, anything. All of this is arbitrary because he doesn’t think it should happen.

That’s what I mean, that mindset isn’t changing even if he goes to jail. He’s the victim here and this needs to change! Oh and give me lots of money for my pain and suffering, Milwaukee. That “you’re traumatizing my wife!” Clip when they were just politely knocking on the door is all you need to know. This is all about a pay day like others have gotten due to police actions.

 

[HeyItsVos]

I think he’ll no show because he believes some of us will be in attendance and he doesn’t want to give us the satisfaction of him being dressed down by a judge in front of us. He’d rather roll the dice on a bench warrant and go from there. Passively and quietly being in contempt. Quietly is the key.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I think he’ll no show because he believes some of us will be in attendance and he doesn’t want to give us the satisfaction of him being dressed down by a judge in front of us. He’d rather roll the dice on a bench warrant and go from there. Passively and quietly being in contempt. Quietly is the key.

I'm shifting my belief to this lately. Pat is just smart enough to know he's an idiot and that makes him deeply insecure. Losing in such a public fashion terrifies him so he won't allow it to happen.

 

[Imager]

Skipping the hearing would be the most ill-advised, monumentally idiotic move he could possibly make.

So yeah, he's definitely going to skip it.

Remember, Patrick plays 1D chess.

Whatever you think the dumbest move is, he'll make another dumb move you never saw coming.

My guess is he won't show up to attend court, but he will show up outside of the court house protesting with signs. Maybe get some SWFA friends to show up about how the court is siding with swaTTers. He may get the media coverage he wants, but he'll also be in contempt for not showing up and arrested on the spot, and he'll be taken to county, being raped by a nigger, and the only thing going through his head will be, "The idiots will never win. No matter what."

 

[SFWA liaison]

100% he's willing to go to jail if it gets him a "speaking engagement" gig to lecture people about cyberstalking, and a book deal

he doesn't realize that KF lolcows go to jail semi regularly (Chris Chan, Cyrax) and nobody gives a shit, he thinks it's a primetime national news story instead of a massive discrediting stain on his victimhood story.

 

[FurBurger]

I’m convinced piggy being a stupid defiant stubborn piggy will blow off the hearing and just let this nonsense play out as far as he can - even if he goes to jail - all for attention to finally get famous.

I agree with this assessment, with the caveat that even Pat doesn't know what he's going to do, as it changes several times a day.

When he's drunk and full of what they call "Dougie Courage", then he's the hero of the masses, willing to face jail to fight the system.

When he sobers up, though, then suddenly he gets scared of what the other (black) prisoners will do to his thicc white ass. Remember, he's more racist than any of us - lives in a heavily black area, invites the neighbours over for a barbeque... but doesn't seem to have any black friends, going by his socials.

The fear is real; and he commits once again to following the court's instructions. Then, it's time for his breakfast beer(s); and suddenly he's a hero again!

TLDR This is his Hail Mary to be a celebrity.

That's also true. All he's ever wanted is to be famous and respected; and if he put in the work he could be. But here we are; watching Pat spend his twilight years paying Quasi.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

He believes Biden will hear about this and get him off the hook since he voted and sucked bidens dick.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

I agree with this assessment, with the caveat that even Pat doesn't know what he's going to do, as it changes several times a day.

When he's drunk and full of what they call "Dougie Courage", then he's the hero of the masses, willing to face jail to fight the system.

When he sobers up, though, then suddenly he gets scared of what the other (black) prisoners will do to his thicc white ass. Remember, he's more racist than any of us - lives in a heavily black area, invites the neighbours over for a barbeque... but doesn't seem to have any black friends, going by his socials.

The fear is real; and he commits once again to following the court's instructions. Then, it's time for his breakfast beer(s); and suddenly he's a hero again!



That's also true. All he's ever wanted is to be famous and respected; and if he put in the work he could be. But here we are; watching Pat spend his twilight years paying Quasi.

I believe he’ll show. One, the consequences of this are real and kinetic not simply more angry letters. He’s going to launch in to irrelevant diatribes about stlakers etc but he’ll show and he’ll get off relatively easy.

I’m not sure what to hope for really. He shows up and embarrasses himself or gets arrested and embarrasses himself. Both funny..

 

[FurBurger]

The “I won’t pay my abuser. Don’t care.” clip shows exactly how he thinks. He believes he is in the right, so he is in the right. It literally doesn’t matter that he lost a lawsuit, that he legally has to pay, show up, anything. All of this is arbitrary because he doesn’t think it should happen.

That's his mother's influence, I think. She taught him that if he's ornery enough when she tells him to do something, then he doesn't have to do it.

That tactic should hold up well in court.

 

[Milk74]

I'm an anti-fascist martyr, child.

 

[ViVillHaVin!]

Judging by his constant threats of prison rape, it must be in the back of his mind. On the other hand he might think a tough guy like him will do just fine in the slammer

 

[Udders]

If he thinks going to jail on purpose will own trolls and milk his victim status, he's sorely misguided. After five minutes in a non-solo cell, he'll be begging to take the Debtor Exam. He doesn't understand what sort of hell jail is.

 

[porquedealer]

The absolute worst case scenario is Pat turns up, is childed by sosnay and told to attend a debtors exam.
Still a resounding Owen W