Pat's confusion coreader is *legally* mentally disabled and her accomodations include not having to hear anything negative about her.

[Honoria]

Not engaging directly and making a self-deprecating joke.

I'm glad she'll be meeting Pat so she can learn to constantly reply and never have a sense of humor.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Does she have an online contact form?

Sounds like Eat D's Blue Bell has been through enough

 

[WifeStoreWill]

Sounds like Eat D's Blue Bell has been through enough

Dan this is a reference to ice cream

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Dan this is a reference to ice cream

Honestly Edy's was right there... I'm a ninny

 

[Harry Tasker]

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One of my favorite current bits. You really capture this fictional characters voice and grammar

 

[Harry Tasker]

Self own. She's rolling with the punches, fellas.

I dunno. That’s funnier and more self aware than anything Patrick has ever said. She’ll never reach the pathetic heights of Jackie, Pat, or Shane, you can tell from that one comment.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

So if you just walk up to this lady at the convention and go BAD! like she's a dog will she cry and roll around in the aisle? Pfg bit.

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

How do you think she feels about a privileged white male who calls everyone child and idiot and threatens to rape their mothers?

 

[SFWA liaison]

nice well-adjusted peers, Pat! very professional and legitimatizing of your "career" hahaha

 

[BUBBLER]

Get the rope

 

[BUBBLER]

She needs to get a full mental grip. And I say this as someone diagnosed with managed neuropathy (if unmanaged or if I get very stressed/fatigued it's very painful and mobility-limiting) and agoraphobia (why else would I be posting here), who struggles to go out and keep a full-time job longer than a few years.

Perhaps she could go part-time or do seasonal/gig work--you get a few months off then, albeit less money & pension. Could she work as a guide/reception for a tourist centre that closes in the winter? Home tutor in English, IT skills or basic primary school subjects? Proof-read or mark exams? Draw up wills or someone's home business accounts? (my aunt does that from home) House sit or watch pets for local people? I don't know, that's just off the top of my head.




What more specifically do you do, character? Asking for a friend who needs a career pivot.

I brought an extra for you

 

[DominusOdium]

Self own. She's rolling with the punches, fellas.

Well, she's slightly funnier and more clever than Rick

 

[nasty twp]

Why would you admit that here you silly mutant cripple?

Well, if this thread has taught us nothing else, it's steer into the punch, double-down and make fun of yourself before they do.

I'm also like a mid-priced Sauv for the table--light, white, fruity and easy to follow. Over to you, am sure it will be a laugh.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

 

[The Prophet Mohammed]

Well, if this thread has taught us nothing else, it's steer into the punch, double-down and make fun of yourself before they do.

I'm also like a mid-priced Sauv for the table--light, white, fruity and easy to follow. Over to you, am sure it will be a laugh.

Ya you’re right. I actually have your entire medical history from my transgender friend Artemis— @Child.. friend, paramour and discord mod.

I was going to release it. Probably smart for you to preempt me.

 

[CuntFucker .]

TYFYS


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It's hilarious that people now use Dan's name instead of Bobo's.

 

[Dog Eater]

It seems as though she's been cured of her "disability" of not being able to take criticism without dying. Congratulations! Now get a job, fatty.

Are you saying she made the whole thing up in a pathetically transparent attempt to win a slap fight with Gen Con?

 

[BUBBLER]

It's hilarious that people now use Dan's name instead of Bobo's.

It's more believable, since Bobo isn't this retarded

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Not engaging directly and making a self-deprecating joke.

I'm glad she'll be meeting Pat so she can learn to constantly reply and never have a sense of humor.

“Why didn’t you tell them you sell tens of thousands of books?? You’re letting the idiots win!”

 

[RickReternal]

So if you just walk up to this lady at the convention and go BAD! like she's a dog will she cry and roll around in the aisle? Pfg bit.

She “woke screaming” for weeks after being criticized on a video call. I’m sure sitting next to the world’s most miserable man will go very well for her.