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I'm a hooker too, but only part time.I’ve been working basically from bed for over a year now. Get a job you lazy bitch.
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I'm a hooker too, but only part time.
I’ve been working basically from bed for over a year now.
And I say this as someone diagnosed with managed neuropathy (if unmanaged or if I get very stressed/fatigued it's very painful and mobility-limiting) and agoraphobia (why else would I be posting here), who struggles to go out and keep a full-time job longer than a few years.
Doctors are usually in the habit of telling people they will literally die if they get a job."doctors have ruled that any traditional employment would kill me" Have they?
Doctors = twitter users she talks to who pretend to be doctors, and give her a thumbs up react when she says "if I work I'll die right?"
Just a typical laptop job. All emails, excel sheets and Zoom meetings.She needs to get a full mental grip. And I say this as someone diagnosed with managed neuropathy (if unmanaged or if I get very stressed/fatigued it's very painful and mobility-limiting) and agoraphobia (why else would I be posting here), who struggles to go out and keep a full-time job longer than a few years.
Perhaps she could go part-time or do seasonal/gig work--you get a few months off then, albeit less money & pension. Could she work as a guide/reception for a tourist centre that closes in the winter? Home tutor in English, IT skills or basic primary school subjects? Proof-read or mark exams? Draw up wills or someone's home business accounts? (my aunt does that from home) House sit or watch pets for local people? I don't know, that's just off the top of my head.
What more specifically do you do, character? Asking for a friend who needs a career pivot.
Any time I read “as someone diagnosed with x” I know it’s a fat redditor. Why would you admit that here you silly mutant cripple?She needs to get a full mental grip. And I say this as someone diagnosed with managed neuropathy (if unmanaged or if I get very stressed/fatigued it's very painful and mobility-limiting) and agoraphobia (why else would I be posting here), who struggles to go out and keep a full-time job longer than a few years.
Perhaps she could go part-time or do seasonal/gig work--you get a few months off then, albeit less money & pension. Could she work as a guide/reception for a tourist centre that closes in the winter? Home tutor in English, IT skills or basic primary school subjects? Proof-read or mark exams? Draw up wills or someone's home business accounts? (my aunt does that from home) House sit or watch pets for local people? I don't know, that's just off the top of my head.
What more specifically do you do, character? Asking for a friend who needs a career pivot.
Abe they’re not even people.God fucking dammit, why the fuck do these shitheads take so much pride in being fucking invalids. I'm wildly bipolar and have been Danny-Rossed to the loony bin twice. It's my greatest shame. I wish I was normal so I just try to behave like a normal person. It works for me, for the most part. My one ex didn't believe I was bipolar when it came up and she gave a bunch of examples of her sister and her ex being uncontrollable psychos constantly and got pissy when I was like "I am though. I'm supposed to be on like a tranq dart level of meds so I'm just zombified but instead I just try not to be an asshole. Sounds like your sister and your ex are just selfish assholes."
Also, what does this bitch claim to have PTSD from? I'm gonna go right ahead and eliminate rape.
He'll toss her aside like Cat and everyone else once they've outlived their usefulness.Cat Rambo 2.0
Patrick finds yet another lonely, mentally ill cat lady to grow on like a tumor and get himself into convention readings, or have a table were he doesn't warrant one otherwise.
He doesn't even have a bio on the Confusion website like this goofy lunatic, so you know he just latched onto her reading slot with his sob story and narcissistic manipulation.
It seems as though she's been cured of her "disability" of not being able to take criticism without dying. Congratulations! Now get a job, fatty.Self own. She's rolling with the punches, fellas.
Better response than anything Rick has done in 7 yearsSelf own. She's rolling with the punches, fellas.
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