Pat's book sales numbers

[Guest]

I guarantee, in less than a years time, Steve Hackett's biography, "A Genesis In My Bed", has outsold all of Pat's books combined by a wide margin.

It's a great book by the way.

How were the sales for The Weight of Man?

 

[Hardcore Jewish Nihilism]

6,014 books throughout his entire career, so far.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

His sales numbers go down by almost half each year. That cant be sustainable.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

6,014 books throughout his entire career, so far.

when ya put it like that, he really is a FAT FUCKING FAILURE

 

[ChildSpitTake]

A grand total of 13 people have burned a credit on one of his 3 audiobooks over the years. Beyond a failure.

 

[UnPRePared]

How were the sales for The Weight of Man?

Far be it from me to be a braggart, unless I'm jesting, but I will say sales have been rather good.

I think it should end up on par with "Makes Me Think of Home".

Being limited to a mainly European market, I'm technically niche. Trans-Atlantic sales are there, but not a big dent of any kind. I'm just happy people get to listen to my music, and furthermore, keep enjoying it.

 

[guest]

See, it's shit like this that makes me wonder how he eats and drinks and vacations and lives fatly.

 

[DrSteveCarlisi]

"That's not what it says. You didn't listen to the judge, choywld..."

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Righteous bucks

Putting up numbers.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

See, it's shit like this that makes me wonder how he eats and drinks and vacations and lives fatly.

It adds up if he gets taxpayer-funded monthly retard disability checks

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Limousine riddin, jet play flyin...

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

It adds up if he gets taxpayer-funded monthly retard disability checks

I had a theory that the indoor herb garden that pat got niki for christmas was purchased with Pats foodstamp/SNAP money.

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

More hard proof that the piggy's a total failure. How's he going to spin this?

 

[guest]

It adds up if he gets taxpayer-funded monthly retard disability checks

Yup. ADHD disability checks. Also known as Retard Checks.

 

[fricklefrackle]

It adds up if he gets taxpayer-funded monthly retard disability checks

He probably gets extra for being the pants shitting type.

 

[Stent]

Every single time some twitter retard has said "I'm buying his book because you're such a meanie! So there!" was literally this place generating his only sales numbers. Time for a taste for the forum. Just a taste.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

There’s no way he’s ever getting another publishing deal. Confusion should know about these awful sales numbers since he’s convinced them he’s such a success he deserves to be on a panel answering questions and giving advice.

"How to Ruin Your Life" by Patrick Tomlinson would be such a great panel he could probably turn it into a legitimately successful book.

Too bad he doesn't have the self-awareness to do it. I can't wait to see what fat drivel he writes nexxssussusuxsshht

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

"Come out, say hi and have your favorite book signed."

Sure Bitchtits Pig we all seen the pic you have 0 fans and are PAThetic for sending yourself fake fan mail/tweets.
Die fat about it, pigbaby.

 

[fusciasomething]

This is how he made money on his 5k twitter investment back in weeks? Seems far fetched

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

in the black has been out over a year and was a massive flop. It’s not going to catch on now, piggy at a dumb convention. Especially since a majority of his books are sitting in boxes in his house. Don’t forget, his home is consider a “book store” for tax reasons that only sell books from one fat author.