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I can't wait for everyone at ConFusion to be exposed to Patrick's paltry book sales numbers #PayQuasi
Boy, I really hope someone doesn't print out his sales numbers and put them on every windshield in the parking lot!I can't wait for everyone at ConFusion to be exposed to Patrick's paltry book sales numbers #PayQuasi
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHABoy, I really hope someone doesn't print out his sales numbers and put them on every windshield in the parking lot!
Felonious flyer posting, chowld. Be prepared to be arrested on site.Boy, I really hope someone doesn't print out his sales numbers and put them on every windshield in the parking lot!
no stlaker this is not a cartoon. this is a felony.MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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lol add 300 here or 400 there, it really doesn't matter. rick knows he's a loser, it comes across enough in the tweets.We need the eBook and Audiobook numbers. We need every single metric possible, to get a true idea of how much this man has made, throughout his "career", so that no matter how much he lies about it; we'll be able to post/troll him with the hard metrics of how much he's failed by.
It doesn’t matter. He says he’s not fat and doesn’t owe quasi a penny. Facts mean nothing to him.We need the eBook and Audiobook numbers. We need every single metric possible, to get a true idea of how much this man has made, throughout his "career", so that no matter how much he lies about it; we'll be able to post/troll him with the hard metrics of how much he's failed by.
We need the eBook and Audiobook numbers. We need every single metric possible, to get a true idea of how much this man has made, throughout his "career", so that no matter how much he lies about it; we'll be able to post/troll him with the hard metrics of how much he's failed by.
The thing is, even if this is true, it only translates to a few thousand dollars since he only makes about 37 cents per book sale.Pig has claimed to have sold "tens of thousands of books" many times. I got bored of archiving after 3.
Every single time some twitter retard has said "I'm buying his book because you're such a meanie! So there!" was literally this place generating his only sales numbers. Time for a taste for the forum. Just a taste.
Don Coronary
Righteous bucksThe thing is, even if this is true, it only translates to a few thousand dollars since he only makes about 37 cents per book sale.
That's a few thousand dollars (between $3,700 and $36,999), over his entire career. Even if we assume he is on the high end and has sold close to 100,000 books (if he was anywhere near that number he would obviously just round up to embellish his success), that is still a pathetic amount of income to make over a 10 year period
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