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Pats birthday gift to Niki

fricklefrackle

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CruisinColin

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Can't even just give his wife a present without bragging about who he's "friends" with. He is one of the most hateable cunts ever I've seen online. After all these years I'm he still surprises me with what a sack of shit he is.

The Simpsons isn't known for its animation and it's fucking sucked for at least 25 years. Nobody is impressed.
 

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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Can't even just give his wife a present without bragging about who he's "friends" with. He is one of the most hateable cunts ever I've seen online. After all these years I'm he still surprises me with what a sack of shit he is.

The Simpsons isn't known for its animation and it's fucking sucked for at least 25 years. Nobody is impressed.
Pat refers to any acquaintance who tolerates him as a friend, including bartenders and waitstaff who are paid to tolerate him and working for tips. It's a mark of a true loser. I was always a pretty well liked guy and I have like 5 friends, who I've been friends with since I was a kid.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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Pat refers to any acquaintance who tolerates him as a friend, including bartenders and waitstaff who are paid to tolerate him and working for tips. It's a mark of a true loser. I was always a pretty well liked guy and I have like 5 friends, who I've been friends with since I was a kid.
The only time he goes out in a group is with nikis friends. Then he tries to act like they are his friends when he is just tagging along.
 

Faggot Boqposter

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The only time he goes out in a group is with nikis friends. Then he tries to act like they are his friends when he is just tagging along.
I’m sure the nikster’s friends find him charming.

“Oh god Niki is bringing Patrick again”
“Seriously? Well I’ll have to make an excuse for my husband because he definitely won’t want to be there”
“Maybe he’ll wear underwear and a shirt that’s fits him this time. I don’t wanna have another eyeful of his moobs, nipples and asscrack whenever he goes to the bathroom 🤢
 
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