Patrick was up at 4am, on Christmas, childing people on X/Twitter about Rittenhouse

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat really is Scrooge but he isnt rich, he is envious of those that have more. He hates seeing people happy. Especially this time of year. The only reason he looks forward to the holidays is the multiple free meals he eats over three days. Other than that he just gets extra drunk hoping the the days go by faster.

 

[fricklefrackle]

He's at 27 prisonings so far this morning in a 24 minute span.

 

[Harry Powell]

The Twitter handle really broke a niggas ribs this holiday morning

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Nothing says " Christmas morning" like not having that pesky daughter around to spread joy to. Right now he is laying on the couch while niki is in the bedroom trying to avoid him. I wonder what toys he got/bought himself this year. You save a ton of money when you dont take part in your childs life. Plus you get to buy yourself nicer gifts to compensate.

 

[DanFielding]

The only thing more pathetic than trolling someone on X on Christmas Morning is responding to the troll instead of blocking them and going about your morning.

 

[fricklefrackle]

 

[Jenna]

Why hasn't he posted his prezzies yet? Don't tell me Niki & fam gave him the old "paying off your lawsuit was the goddamn present".

 

[PogromStallone]

Can someone explain to me why everyone was freaking out about state lines in regards to Rittenhouse? Seems like the dumbest, most inane shit to focus on.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

Same brotherman. Pigger is probably glued to these forums rn, while I’m merely checking in whilst i take a dump. He probably has no idea what his daughter wanted for Christmas. Sad. And fat

I'm checking in from the shitter as well. I timed it just right so my wife has to clean up the Christmas mess.

Merry Christmas, pat. Christ is born!

 

[PorqueDealer]

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Conveniently all the gifts are toys that Pat wants and he is keeping them safe until she finds her way home.
Stupid fat tub o lard cant understand that sending a daughter you have no contact with, a gift every year, is worse than absolute zero contact.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

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Lol that makes up for literally never being there for her.

 

[guest]

I'm sure he'd have the same point of view if a group of Proud Boys was burning down car dealerships, and a BLM member shot and killed a pedophile and a domestic abuser who was chasing after him saying they were going to kill him.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Nothing says " Christmas morning" like not having that pesky daughter around to spread joy to. Right now he is laying on the couch while niki is in the bedroom trying to avoid him. I wonder what toys he got/bought himself this year. You save a ton of money when you dont take part in your childs life. Plus you get to buy yourself nicer gifts to compensate.

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What the fuck kind of welfare shit is Hungry Jack syrup? Get real maple syrup you fat fucking derelict bum.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I bet she got some shitty hot sauce like everyone else gets every year.

 

[Udders]

I can't believe patsuckscock wasn't already taken. It truly is Christmas.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Harry Powell]

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Kids love when you get them gifts that appeal to you as an adult, as opposed to finding out what they’re actually interested in.

 

[NoBacon]

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

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We know that’s a lie because obvious Patrick gifts would be getting sold on Facebook by the white trash mother