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Patrick says he had to buy his car used. Claims it's a limited edition collectors car now.

LoomisBuckby

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To play devils advocate I think this fucking idiot may have meant “vintage”. But even then it doesn’t make sense. Cars from the 70’s - 80’s are just starting to become vintage or collectors items for little twerps to deck out and be like “check out my fast old car man!” He’d need another 20-30 years for his year of car to even get to that point. But then most of these old cars people are buying haven’t been fucking driven around daily. And they’re not shitty American made sports cars.
Yes, he's so retarded he's conflating "collector" with "old hunk of shit"
 

T. Booth Willy

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You can't be a liberal faggot and a car guy. All the fuel economy bullshit and electric car faggotry have made everything more expensive, less reliable and impossible to work on yourself. Dodge is done with V8 cars after this year. Truck engines have to have to have cylinder shutdown shit to meet fuel economy standards and it's completely untested and horribly expensive to fix when it inevitably breaks. Rick is full of shit. Fat. And drives a car that some girl got for her sweet 16 and traded in for an SUV because she felt gay driving it.
 

Dougie's Hapa Daughter

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Allow me to provide some evidence here (after clicking the link, click "See Original Listing"; ebay is super obnoxious about just showing you listings anymore):


This is the only completed Bullitt Edition Mustang listing on ebay that sold and is close to Pat's year. Let's look at the facts. Seller was asking $28k and took the best offer, which was probably around $26k. Seems like a good amount of money. This car, however, has only 33,000 miles, was always kept in a garage, and is Saline Supercharged, which appears to be an add-on that (according to the seller) cost $12,000. I have no idea what that last part means; maybe someone here knows.

Anyway, Pat's car has like 175,000 miles, is kept out in the elements year-round, is a daily driver, has distressed leather seats (fat) that were repaired by a rodeo clown/cocksucker cosplaying as a leathersmith, has had multiple owners and been in at least one serious accident that we know of.

So on the absolute top end of pricing for Pat's exact edition, you could maybe get $26,000-30,000 (ie, like what a new Corolla costs). Pat's would fetch something like $8,000-10,000 figuring liberally and factoring in how crazy car prices are now. Verdict: not a collector car, Pat is fat, and Tom Tomlinson likely still sucks cock on the sly behind Mama Raven's back.
That's had a full Saleen supercharger installed and tuned, so he took a Bullitt mustang and upgraded it into basically being a Saleen S281SC. Hardly even the same car at that point. 2008 Bullitt is 315hp NA, a Saleen S281SC is 475hp.
 

More Worser

Not Mexican. Not jewish. NOT bald.😡
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He's losing it and very drunk tonight

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The proof that his “lived experience” exists “at the intersection of” demented and leftoid is that like all good goys, he can’t see anything accurately, because the truth would be a stimulus for negative emotions.

He and retards like him can never admit that, for example, anyone they hate (Whites, Christians, anyone to the right of Marx) may have done anything good or may have any knowledge or expertise. They HAVE to insist that their opponents “know nothing, whatsoever, about anything.” Hence DONALD DRUMPF is an INSANE idiot NAZI who is barely literate and doesn’t understand anything about business or politics.

Correspondingly, these retards can’t even feel anything nuanced, either. Some random homeless Milwaukee nigger is a tragic fallen hero, a beloved fixture in the community, etc., whereas some random normie with a slightly different opinion from Pat, is a mentally ill stlaker who has no life, no friends, no hobbies, and no knowledge whatsoever about anything, and will soon be in prison.

Pat, like the colossal failure he is, can’t say “I strongly disagree on abortion, cops, gun laws, and everything else jews have told me to think, but I agree on a couple environmental issues and I like your sense of humor”

He’s stuck in an infantile stage of development. “Me hate” or “Me love”
 

ChimpanZ

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Looks like a 4.6 engine, don’t know why he keeps it stock. He could easily get like 800+ hp out of it with a few new rods, pistons, and a turbo kit. Maybe a new manifold and air intake. Being that he is a car guy with no day job and 20000$+ monthly income I don’t see why he doesn’t get on it
 

TorquieTwoBeers

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That's had a full Saleen supercharger installed and tuned, so he took a Bullitt mustang and upgraded it into basically being a Saleen S281SC. Hardly even the same car at that point. 2008 Bullitt is 315hp NA, a Saleen S281SC is 475hp.
Wow, that's insane. So this dude got only $26,000-27,000 despite upgrading the horsepower around 150%? I take back my previous assessment. Pat's lucky to get $6,000 for his rusted out, 175,000 mile, out-in-the-elements piece of shit. Collector's car, my fanny! Thanks for the info.
 

Dougie's Hapa Daughter

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Wow, that's insane. So this dude got only $26,000-27,000 despite upgrading the horsepower around 150%? I take back my previous assessment. Pat's lucky to get $6,000 for his rusted out, 175,000 mile, out-in-the-elements piece of shit. Collector's car, my fanny! Thanks for the info.
Yeah, the 26-27k range is more in line with what a 2008 Saleen s281SC goes for (which is basically what this guy modded his bulitt into):

 

MonsterSteve

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Like people said, he would probably get 5k max and that's to the right person. You wouldn't be able to get that on a quick sale or even a 'trade'. You would need to find the right person (retard) and even then that's stretching it as around that mileage usually everything surrounding the engine in a Mustang falls apart.
 
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