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Patrick says he had to buy his car used. Claims it's a limited edition collectors car now.

Honey Badger

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Suetonius

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No “collectors car” has close to 200k miles.
To play devils advocate I think this fucking idiot may have meant “vintage”. But even then it doesn’t make sense. Cars from the 70’s - 80’s are just starting to become vintage or collectors items for little twerps to deck out and be like “check out my fast old car man!” He’d need another 20-30 years for his year of car to even get to that point. But then most of these old cars people are buying haven’t been fucking driven around daily. And they’re not shitty American made sports cars.
 

Slackjawed Cow

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To play devils advocate I think this fucking idiot may have meant “vintage”. But even then it doesn’t make sense. Cars from the 70’s - 80’s are just starting to become vintage or collectors items for little twerps to deck out and be like “check out my fast old car man!” He’d need another 20-30 years for his year of car to even get to that point. But then most of these old cars people are buying haven’t been fucking driven around daily. And they’re not shitty American made sports cars.
There have been a couple factory Integra Type Rs that sold for over $100k.
 

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Allow me to provide some evidence here (after clicking the link, click "See Original Listing"; ebay is super obnoxious about just showing you listings anymore):


This is the only completed Bullitt Edition Mustang listing on ebay that sold and is close to Pat's year. Let's look at the facts. Seller was asking $28k and took the best offer, which was probably around $26k. Seems like a good amount of money. This car, however, has only 33,000 miles, was always kept in a garage, and is Saline Supercharged, which appears to be an add-on that (according to the seller) cost $12,000. I have no idea what that last part means; maybe someone here knows.

Anyway, Pat's car has like 175,000 miles, is kept out in the elements year-round, is a daily driver, has distressed leather seats (fat) that were repaired by a rodeo clown/cocksucker cosplaying as a leathersmith, has had multiple owners and been in at least one serious accident that we know of.

So on the absolute top end of pricing for Pat's exact edition, you could maybe get $26,000-30,000 (ie, like what a new Corolla costs). Pat's would fetch something like $8,000-10,000 figuring liberally and factoring in how crazy car prices are now. Verdict: not a collector car, Pat is fat, and Tom Tomlinson likely still sucks cock on the sly behind Mama Raven's back.
 
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