Patrick Hit Like When I Told Him To Pay Quasi

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Patrick fawkin nailed JDA there tbf. Although it absolutely confirms that he lurks here because there's no way he'd know we don't like the fat, grifting spic otherwise.

Hi Pat

If I ruined Genesis for Pat, I'll consider that a win.

Though I know you bootlegged my album The Weight of Man, you obsessed fat cunt. Didn't even have the decency to buy it.


P.S. Yes, child, it's an inside joke against you. Try and sue me, at least one of us can actually write.

 

[pattypatfatfat]

@The REAL JDA

Challenge pat to a chess match.
$1000 each to go to the winners choice of charity
has to be webcammed & screen shared so neither can cheat/be coached (if he ever agreed)
Pat will never do it
but I want to hear his oinking

I think if they fought now, Pat's autistic rage would take over and he'd snap on Jon.

If you give them 3-4 months to train, Jon would learn MMA basics while Pat would lay on his couch, confident that he's already an asskicker. Jon would play basic defense and TKO him within 30 seconds.

great analysis

Perfect scenario would be a submission though, Pat cant say its a lucky punch or ref stopped early.
he either; taps and lets the idiots win for an ultimate humiliation
goes to sleep like a fat slug
or gets his arm snapped bringing on PTSD flashbacks from his school bullies

JDA wins the "SciFi Writers Actual Tough Guy" belt
Pat takes yet another L