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Patrick has spent the entire day texting a reddit diaper faggot

DominusOdium

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So, we're all going to be arrested with-in the next couple of weeks? Fucking Rutherford knew and skipped town!
What a bizarre statement. I remember him making these kind of threats several years ago, too. Wait for the knock, it's coming any day, you won't believe what's coming for you, you can't reverse course now it's too late, nothing you can say will save you from what's coming, etc. It never goes anywhere. In 2020 he was telling people they wouldn't be around for the holidays because the authorities were closing in.

For a long time these threats seemed to refer to his different tactics... Like his impression that Scary Goldberg was gonna get his enemies, then that the lolsuit was going to do it, then various media appearances etc... Now what? He's said very recently that the FBI was useless and not interested in doing anything and that the Milwaukee police had no ability to make people stop calling him gay and fat on the internet....

So, what's changed? As far as I can tell, nothing. As ever, he seems to believe he has a case against people who have texted him or swaTTed him for harassment, despite not only a lack of evidence that it's the same folks that call him jellytits, but pretty good evidence that he's doing it himself.

Then there's the idea that folks who have never contacted him or done anything even remotely like that are also going to end up in federal prison for mocking him because obviously that's all part of a conspiracy against him and the RICO act applies to making fun of somebody in a forum where somebody else posts a text they sent him.

In the end, he's done far more damage to himself by constantly being the boy who cried FBI Raid for 5 years telling everybody, except people who aren't anonymous and might actually take legal action against him, that he's got J Edgar on the line and is sending a tactical unit any day and to wait for the knock. It's embarrassing and insane at this point to keep telling people the same stupid threats.
 

FranksWirecutters

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What a bizarre statement. I remember him making these kind of threats several years ago, too. Wait for the knock, it's coming any day, you won't believe what's coming for you, you can't reverse course now it's too late, nothing you can say will save you from what's coming, etc. It never goes anywhere. In 2020 he was telling people they wouldn't be around for the holidays because the authorities were closing in.

For a long time these threats seemed to refer to his different tactics... Like his impression that Scary Goldberg was gonna get his enemies, then that the lolsuit was going to do it, then various media appearances etc... Now what? He's said very recently that the FBI was useless and not interested in doing anything and that the Milwaukee police had no ability to make people stop calling him gay and fat on the internet....

So, what's changed? As far as I can tell, nothing. As ever, he seems to believe he has a case against people who have texted him or swaTTed him for harassment, despite not only a lack of evidence that it's the same folks that call him jellytits, but pretty good evidence that he's doing it himself.

Then there's the idea that folks who have never contacted him or done anything even remotely like that are also going to end up in federal prison for mocking him because obviously that's all part of a conspiracy against him and the RICO act applies to making fun of somebody in a forum where somebody else posts a text they sent him.

In the end, he's done far more damage to himself by constantly being the boy who cried FBI Raid for 5 years telling everybody, except people who aren't anonymous and might actually take legal action against him, that he's got J Edgar on the line and is sending a tactical unit any day and to wait for the knock. It's embarrassing and insane at this point to keep telling people the same stupid threats.
Plot twist. Pat joined ISIS and it's just taking a while to make a suicide vest in his size. Because he's fat. Any day now they'll buy his one way tickets to visit Dan.

Edit. Tickets because he's fat and has to pay for two seats.
 
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Hey, Pat. Your dad looks like a homo, no offense.

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eggfeller

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Hey, Pat. Your dad looks like a homo, no offense.

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wow. truly one of many historic days in the pat saga. this is the first visual confirmation of ol’ Tommy isn’t it? i can definitely see the tomlinson down’s baby cherubic facial features run strong with them. the guy on the very far right looks like pat too. is that kyle? the elusive mama raven is the only one we don’t have a confirmed photo of yet. gotta catch em all!!
 
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wow. truly one of many historic days in the pat saga. this is the first visual confirmation of ol’ Tommy isn’t it? i can definitely see the tomlinson down’s baby cherubic facial features run strong with them. the guy on the very far right looks like pat too. is that kyle? the elusive mama raven is the only one we don’t have a confirmed photo of yet. gotta catch em all!!
The old battle axe cunt looking lady in the very autistic photo of Pat doing whatever to the dinosaur is definitely Mama Raven. There's also a photo of her attending one of Pat's book readings.
 

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wow. truly one of many historic days in the pat saga. this is the first visual confirmation of ol’ Tommy isn’t it? i can definitely see the tomlinson down’s baby cherubic facial features run strong with them. the guy on the very far right looks like pat too. is that kyle? the elusive mama raven is the only one we don’t have a confirmed photo of yet. gotta catch em all!!
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RobertMewler

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wow. truly one of many historic days in the pat saga. this is the first visual confirmation of ol’ Tommy isn’t it? i can definitely see the tomlinson down’s baby cherubic facial features run strong with them. the guy on the very far right looks like pat too. is that kyle? the elusive mama raven is the only one we don’t have a confirmed photo of yet. gotta catch em all!!
This is not the first confirmation, no, but it's a pretty fun one. Imagine the reality; Pig had to pitch a case to convince his father to come along to a gay convention and hang out with his obese pals. What payoff could Papa Raven have possibly envisioned that would have made the trip worth it? A handie from a swarthy gentleman at the Indian gas station? Not much else, really.
 

eggfeller

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This is not the first confirmation, no, but it's a pretty fun one. Imagine the reality; Pig had to pitch a case to convince his father to come along to a gay convention and hang out with his obese pals. What payoff could Papa Raven have possibly envisioned that would have made the trip worth it? A handie from a swarthy gentleman at the Indian gas station? Not much else, really.
that big fupa spic probably let tommy fuck his bellybutton in the hotel bathroom while pat stood guard at the door
 
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