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Patrick has been sexually harassed

Blurry Niki Enthusiast

Blurry Niki Enthusiast

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T. Booth Willy said:
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Does anyone have the xeet that goes with this picture? I don't remember the exact wording but it was something about how this woman keeps bothering him while he's trying to write. But that "woman" is his disgusting wife.
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I had no idea this was Niki. I think the original caption was something along the lines of ‘Woman at the bar keeps talking to me, to kill or nah?’.

I tried searching his posts but he’s blocked me for some unknown reason.
 
kingship75

kingship75

My huge-cocked pal stole my wife and PUPPIES!
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NigelCumia said:
Why's he at a bar, with earbuds in, watching tv? These things are incompatible
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My guess is the earbuds are for show. Pig’s not listening to anything. They are merely a means to give him an out if someone nearby is making fun of the fat asshole with a laptop. Earbuds serve as Pig’s ballistic shield against having to man-up against any bar bullies.

I don’t have to stand up for myself if the bullies think I can’t hear them, child.
 
RickReternal

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I hope people Ouija you tweets after your dead
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kingship75 said:
My guess is the earbuds are for show. Pig’s not listening to anything. They are merely a means to give him an out if someone nearby is making fun of the fat asshole with a laptop. Earbuds serve as Pig’s ballistic shield against having to man-up against any bar bullies.

I don’t have to stand up for myself if the bullies think I can’t hear them, child.
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Most autists of any degree have a lot of trouble with noise. So that’s a long way of saying I agree he might not have been actually listening as he sat scrolling X, lips glistening, phone held too close to his face, hump humping.
 
Honey Badger

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My father has no penis
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More Worser said:
it’s not even “one to one comparison.” It’s “A to B comparison,” but he’s mixing it up with “one to one correspondence,” which is entirely different

Also, he’s wrong in another way: comparing women to men IS a one to one comparison, literally comparing one thing to another.

I pray the feds AND mpd nail him for self swatting.
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An apples to meatloaf comparison
 
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