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Patrick has been sexually harassed

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Obviously this didn’t happen but something else stands out - he admits to going to a bar alone to watch videos on his phone with his ear buds in. Why even go to a bar if you obviously don’t want to be bothered by things that go on in a bar? It sounds like “ugh! You disturbed while I was trying to watch videos on my phone in this noisy bar!”

Odds are he saw this happen to someone else at the most and crafted a whole nonsense story in his fat head for twitter attention. He’s a needy 43 year old wacko.
 
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This happened to me once in college when some dumb autistic girl heard me say my grandmother died
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✅ Bizarrely obvious lie.

✅ Made sure to mention how big and tough he is lest someone imply he's a faggot.

✅ Weird turn where he tries to make some woke political statement to prove what an ally he is.

They're all there. Good job, Pat.
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Reminds me of his anal sex joke that was actually to highlight how sexist it was. Maybe not but everytime I think of that I get douche chills.
 
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Oh my Godding God. Does he really think the expression is "1-2-1 comparison"? What a fucking idiot. It's a tautology, you imbecile. Its "1:1 comparison" or "1 to 1 comparison". Holy shit is he retarded.
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He has a history of malapropisms. He confuses tacit and tactic, tenet and tenant. He's a fucking retard who emulates smart people.
 
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IGotATreeOnMyHouse85 said:
Obviously this didn’t happen but something else stands out - he admits to going to a bar alone to watch videos on his phone with his ear buds in. Why even go to a bar if you obviously don’t want to be bothered by things that go on in a bar? It sounds like “ugh! You disturbed while I was trying to watch videos on my phone in this noisy bar!”

Odds are he saw this happen to someone else at the most and crafted a whole nonsense story in his fat head for twitter attention. He’s a needy 43 year old wacko.
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Why would you take your laptop to a bar?
 
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Does anyone have the xeet that goes with this picture? I don't remember the exact wording but it was something about how this woman keeps bothering him while he's trying to write. But that "woman" is his disgusting wife.
 
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