Patrick has been sexually harassed

[Jenna]

Respect Rick's personal space, ladies.

 

[Cuphead]

What a fag

 

[RickReternal]

Niki is slut trash v294383

 

[King of OnAForums]

What a fag

Nothing else to say, really.

 

[Udders]

Oh shut up you nonce. No unknown woman has ever hugged you and if she did you'd say "Whoa settle down I'm married!" like you do whenever a woman so much as looks at you and doesn't laugh. You are a big (fat) guy though.

 

[DominusOdium]

What a faggot. This never. Ever. Happened.

Also, didn't Niki fuck him for a signed book at a convention the day they met?

 

[RickReternal]

Why is he telling this lie tonight? It’s extremely random.

 

[Butterknife]

HAHAHA HOLEE SHIT

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

I realize it's not a 1-2-1 comparison.

Oh my Godding God. Does he really think the expression is "1-2-1 comparison"? What a fucking idiot. It's a tautology, you imbecile. Its "1:1 comparison" or "1 to 1 comparison". Holy shit is he retarded.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I realize it's not a 1-2-1 comparison.

Oh my Godding God. Does he really think the expression is "1-2-1"? What a fucking idiot. It's a tautology, you imbecile. Its "1:1 comparison" or "1 to 1 comparison". Holy shit is he retarded.

Patrick is very familiar with a 1.2.

 

[CompoundBasement]

Holy shit. He really does spend almost his entire existence camped out on barstools. It's like "Norm" in Cheers, but at least Norm is loveable, and has real jobs. What a loser.

Remember, he frequently reads replies to him from women on Twitter as propositions as though they're hitting on him when, to normal people, the women clearly aren't. Delusional creep.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

THIS NIGGA DON'T LIKE GETTIN HUGGED BY BITCHES! THIS NIGGA GAY!

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

No he failed freshman remedial math. He doesn't know what a ratio is.....unless he getting ratioed on Xitter lmao

@admin and @BakersfieldChimp out here ROASTIN Pat's ass in drive time. Now let's go to Snowy in Michigan who wants in badly. SNOWWWAY!!!

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

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Even after realizing she's just as bad as Rick I get irritated when this fat faggot writes her off as a one night stand.

 

[CompoundBasement]

Even after realizing she's just as bad as Rick I get irritated when this fat faggot writes her off as a one night stand.

"We get it. Your wife is a slut with extremely low standards who gave up on life and settled for you. Congratulations, stud."

 

[DominusOdium]

Why is he telling this lie tonight? It’s extremely random.

It's sinking in that he's not going to escape his jail for contempt and is trying at this late stage to be a loyal husband and also let everyone know he totally knows how to handle himself and isn't intimidated by sexual advances....in preparation for the ones he's going to receive with those big juicy melons of his

 

[Steve Ramone]

1-2-1 Jesus Christ.

 

[T. Booth Willy]

Women slide off their barstools when Rick walks into the room.