Patrick Colleen Tomlinson bragging about his height

[Harry Powell]

Not to ruin the party but…

I’m 5’9”. While I did not sidle up next to Pat, after observing him in person I actually do think he’s 6’. If he’s not, he’s 5’11”, at worst maybe 5’10.5” and wears shoes with a big heel.

 

[guest]

Not to ruin the party but…

I’m 5’9”. While I did not sidle up next to Pat, after observing him in person I actually do think he’s 6’. If he’s not, he’s 5’11”, at worst maybe 5’10.5” and wears shoes with a big heel.

Did he look like he can take a punch?

 

[guest]

Is 6' even tall anymore? I'm 6'2" (unfathomable I know) and I don't even feel particularly tall on a day to day basis.

Came to say the same thing. 6'0 seems like more of an average height these days, not a height you'd look at and say "wow, that dudes tall." Maybe it's just my perception, but it seems like people are getting taller on average.

 

[TomFromNawlins]

He has so few accomplishments in his life and he’s so insecure he thinks being 6 foot (he’s probably 5’10) is a big deal like he’s Kareem Abdul Jabbar.

He should brag about his weight instead since he earned that.

Actually he did talk about being a badass at 6’ 225 like he was some linebacker.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Not to ruin the party but…

I’m 5’9”. While I did not sidle up next to Pat, after observing him in person I actually do think he’s 6’. If he’s not, he’s 5’11”, at worst maybe 5’10.5” and wears shoes with a big heel.

Ok so let’s assume he is 6’0”

Does that change the fact that he’s built like a blob? In that pic of him having beers in Chicago he is shaped like a damn hour glass, the love handles alone are gargantuan and stupid thinks he wears a medium/large shirt hahahaha

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Came to say the same thing. 6'0 seems like more of an average height these days, not a height you'd look at and say "wow, that dudes tall." Maybe it's just my perception, but it seems like people are getting taller on average.

I think 5’9.5” is the average in the US. A lot of European countries are taller. I think the US number is brought down by all the Mexicans.

 

[guest]

Ok so let’s assume he is 6’0”

Does that change the fact that he’s built like a blob? In that pic of him having beers in Chicago he is shaped like a damn hour glass, the love handles alone are gargantuan and stupid thinks he wears a medium/large shirt hahahaha

Build trumps height always. He’s a blob of fat ass and more ass.

 

[Harry Powell]

Ok so let’s assume he is 6’0”

Does that change the fact that he’s built like a blob? In that pic of him having beers in Chicago he is shaped like a damn hour glass, the love handles alone are gargantuan and stupid thinks he wears a medium/large shirt hahahaha

I’m not defending Pat or contesting any of that. Im only saying that he probably is right around 6’ tall. He’s probably 5’11 and then gets an inch from his Boomer Air Monarchs.

 

[guest]

Is 6' even tall anymore? I'm 6'2" (unfathomable I know) and I don't even feel particularly tall on a day to day basis.

Not really. I’m 6’0” and I don’t feel like a tall guy. No one ever acts like I am other than short women who can’t reach things.

 

[NigelCumia]

Pat is 6'x6'x6'

Knock it off, you'll summon The Lizard King.

 

[Caverlock]

Shorter than Trump.

Oink and seethe.

 

[guest]

Thanks to this thread,, I just measured myself(barefooted and naked!)

I'm no longer a true 6ft1. *Sniff

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

His level of insecurity is insane. He wants everyone to know he’s 6 foot like it’s an accomplishment. The only guys that are hung up on their height are short guys, nobody else cares.

Its that old playground mentality.

 

[💩💩💩💩]

7'4"

500 pounds

from Grenoble France

RIP fez

 

[NoBacon]

He is not 6ft tall. It’s been confirmed by multiple sources. He’s just like JoeH. They’re close, so they lie to feel like giants. I’m 6’3, so it’s like me saying 6’5 since everyone thinks that’s the giant step above me.

I’m 5”9 but I feel like everyone assumes that means I’m actually 5”7, so do I lie and say 5”10 so they assume I’m my real height?

It’s a head fawk tbchwy

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Shorter than Trump.

Oink and seethe.

He’s shorter than all the Trump men.

Barron would say “you still look fat from up here.”

 

[TomFromNawlins]

7'4"

500 pounds

from Grenoble France

RIP fez

520

 

[SensibleKeks]

Im 5'11" and 15/16ths

 

[Brooke Shields]

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I’m not defending Pat or contesting any of that. Im only saying that he probably is right around 6’ tall. He’s probably 5’11 and then gets an inch from his Boomer Air Monarchs.

Of course, brothaman. I wasn’t trying to insinuaTe thaT you’re a PaT defenDer