Patrick can't afford to pay quasi

[The Fuchitive]

Just spitballin' here, but between this thread and the one speculating about the boxes being packed in his almost empty half hovel is it possible that he's selling his place with a pocket listing and then once he sells, he'll hide the money and then declare bankruptcy?

Is that not illegal as shit?

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

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This is fascinating.

So he's angrily texting a atalker, but realizes this might be an innocent civilian. As the engine cools down, he still has to end sentences with first an ", Alice Walker." and then ", Ms. Walker." three times.

After these four "end the sentence by addressing you" comments, Battle Pat has calmed down, The Stealthy Geek is back in his cage, and normal Patrick can talk to her normally without reminding her every sentence that her name is Ms. Walker.

Also, there was no SWAT team

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I think something horrible happened to Pat in his youth.

Molested by a vagrant/Papa Clown/Devil's Creek shenanigans, and nobody believed him because he's Pat (edit: they probably felt he deserved it, if it did happen). I say this as a performatively cruel joke, but reading it... I think I might be on to something.

 

[Hudson]

Is that not illegal as shit?

Nooooo Child. That's not how laws work.

I'm sorry your so stupid.

(Real answer... yes)

 

[FranksWirecutters]

Is that not illegal as shit?

So is murdering a black Trump supporter but here we are with a cold case and clear evidence.

 

[guest]

Okay I was wrong, he does read these forums. This is amazing, Ms Gilgore.

 

[EllenTorquehorn]

Is that not illegal as shit?

It's a good rule of thumb that any clever plan fatso has to worm out of his responsibilities has already been thought of by people smarter than him.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Fucking genius ova here

 

[Spraggy]

Lol dumb rube. What time in Wisconsin was this, anyway? I couldn’t imagine even entertaining these kind of texts. Too busy working and living life

 

[MonsterSteve]

Just spitballin' here, but between this thread and the one speculating about the boxes being packed in his almost empty half hovel is it possible that he's selling his place with a pocket listing and then once he sells, he'll hide the money and then declare bankruptcy?

If true, Quasi better hurry up with that lien.

OR

He's just a fat lazy slob who has years old empty boxes from his weight lifting equipment. I'm gonna go with that.

 

[Heyfellas]

Hey Patrick you’re a fat faggot with bitch tits

 

[BudDickman]

You can tell Pat is pissed off about this one because he's not even ending his conversations with the copy-and-paste. He's breaking protocol.

 

[patrick is fat]

Just spitballin' here, but between this thread and the one speculating about the boxes being packed in his almost empty half hovel is it possible that he's selling his place with a pocket listing and then once he sells, he'll hide the money and then declare bankruptcy?

If true, Quasi better hurry up with that lien.

Imagine that court case lol

"Mr. Tomlinson, what happened to your house?"
"I don't own a house, your honor. Never did. That's just your delusions again."

 

[TomFromNawlins]

Is this real?
Alice Walker didn’t set off alarm bells?
He doesn’t know that she is an author famous for The Color Purple and eating Tracy Chapman’s clam?
He divulges all this info to a stranger AGAIN?
It can’t be real.

 

[VizioDash]

The "Or we declare bankruptcy." is super telling. There's no doubt in my mind that's why he's been going on all of the retarded vacations and buying things that are going to be useless to him (workout equipment). They will empty all of their savings and then declare bankruptcy. It's going to be hilarious when they're audited and the discrepancies in their spending leading up to the filing are shown. Prison Pat has a nice ring to it, no? Time runs out.

 

[Hudson]

Is this real?
Alice Walker didn’t set off alarm bells?
He doesn’t know that she is an author famous for The Color Purple and eating Tracy Chapman’s clam?
He divulges all this info to a stranger AGAIN?
It can’t be real.

Holeeee Shit! I never knew about the Alice Walker/ Tracy Chapman relationship. Had to Google it after I read this.

 

[guest]

I reread the OP text messages as between Hannibal (pat) and Clarisse (Brian) and it's so much funnier to heard the repeated "Ms Walker" in Lector's voice.

 

[patrick is fat]

He divulges all this info to a stranger AGAIN?

I was thinking the same thing at first too. But we are not patrick. Any normal person would just delete their social media and stop feeding the trolls and this would all have ended years ago. But not fatrick. To him, he's really fighting the good fight against the evil nazis, and everyone is against him. He truly believes that, and he's desperate because all of his efforts so far have failed. He'll tell anyone who listens.

 

[RoTheHo69]

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This is fascinating.

So he's angrily texting a atalker, but realizes this might be an innocent civilian. As the engine cools down, he still has to end sentences with first an ", Alice Walker." and then ", Ms. Walker." three times.

After these four "end the sentence by addressing you" comments, Battle Pat has calmed down, The Stealthy Geek is back in his cage, and normal Patrick can talk to her normally without reminding her every sentence that her name is Ms. Walker.

Tss I know right it's like where's she walkin' to or some shiz? tss

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

At the end of the day, all he wants is someone to talk to