"Patrick candy, shower curtain ring salesman on Reddit"

[The Talking Dead]

Gray, sure.

Wow, maybe he’s finally developing some self awareness…

I look good.

Ok nevermind.

 

[More Worser]

 

[MrRetardo]

 

[FrogmanKurlan]

'I look good.'

Not so.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Holy shit he lost it. That plus depositing and this is hall of fame Reddit posting

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

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First day of parole I see Niki getting slapped. I grabbed a kaiser roll, some people call it a hoagie roll, I call it a kaiser roll. Niki starts shouting "what you interrupt the redditor fur, what you interrupt the redditor fur". That's when I realized Niki didn't exactly mind what was happening to her, hrrrnmmpphh. I reckon all I saw was red.

"You oughtn't to've done that, he was just a boy" (the niglet pat killed and ate)

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Holy shit he lost it. That plus depositing and this is hall of fame Reddit posting

Sadly I cant claim credit for getting pat to say such a hilarious text.

 

[LeapYearRavioliCap]

What if I told you Pat thinks he's above having a dad bod? He's in peak shape, in fact, due to all of his discipline and effort. All this *despite* being a father.

This might be the most hateable sentence this fat fucking pig has ever xeeted



Fuck him so very much, with all my heart I hope him all his deserved pain and suffering.

 

[RobertMewler]

This might be the most hateable sentence this fat fucking pig has ever xeeted



Fuck him so very much, with all my heart I hope him all his deserved pain and suffering.

"I'm a dad noncustodial semen donor."