"Patrick candy, shower curtain ring salesman on Reddit"

[PorqueDealer]

"I'm very conformable in my own skin" - incontrovertibly obese man who famously and regularly throws tantrums about not being fat in any medical sense

To be fair to him, it has a lot of padding so it could be pretty comfy in the MKE winter time.
Not sure I could put up with the under(bitch)tit sweat in the summer though.

 

[O-BLOCK NIGGA!]

Nice hogtie, Brotherman.

 

[Dennis Denuto]

I don't fat, stlaker.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

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First day of parole I see Niki getting slapped. I grabbed a kaiser roll, some people call it a hoagie roll, I call it a kaiser roll. Niki starts shouting "what you interrupt the redditor fur, what you interrupt the redditor fur". That's when I realized Niki didn't exactly mind what was happening to her, hrrrnmmpphh. I reckon all I saw was red.

Some folks calls it an elliptic, I calls it an eclectic. Mmmmm-hmmmm, child.

 

[Jenna]

In the 5+ years this has been going on, has any woman ever complimented his appearance?

I remember one male ballwasher going "I don't know why they call you fat, you look like an average guy with a bit of a dad bod" but I can't think of any positive words about his handsomeness from any chick, including Niki.

 

[guest]

fuck , my ribs

 

[garbageman2244]

In the 5+ years this has been going on, has any woman ever complimented his appearance?

I remember one male ballwasher going "I don't know why they call you fat, you look like an average guy with a bit of a dad bod" but I can't think of any positive words about his handsomeness from any chick, including Niki.

What if I told you Pat thinks he's above having a dad bod? He's in peak shape, in fact, due to all of his discipline and effort. All this *despite* being a father.

 

[guest]

Some folks calls it an elliptic, I calls it an eclectic. Mmmmm-hmmmm, child.

Shouldn't a done that - he's just a child

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

What if I told you Pat thinks he's above having a dad bod? He's in peak shape, in fact, due to all of his discipline and effort. All this *despite* being a father.

'I'm a dad.'

Not so.

 

[PorqueDealer]

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Only just noticed the 'tattoo'.
Did fatboy get a henna maui band like the one true rube?

 

[CruisinColin]

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First day of parole I see Niki getting slapped. I grabbed a kaiser roll, some people call it a hoagie roll, I call it a kaiser roll. Niki starts shouting "what you interrupt the redditor fur, what you interrupt the redditor fur". That's when I realized Niki didn't exactly mind what was happening to her, hrrrnmmpphh. I reckon all I saw was red.

 

[BoomerSperg]

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The faces on the hands sell it.

 

[Dougie's Hapa Daughter]

Some folks calls it an elliptic, I calls it an eclectic. Mmmmm-hmmmm, child.

So the Twitter troon asked me how much I want to spend, and I say "whatever it takes to get my account back, because it's subscriber count was a big one". And zee says to me "5000 dollars". Now, that ain't chickenfeed.... for a working man. So, I produce the $5000 and zee sticks it down into zer's diaper, and unbans my account. And there before me lay this average, no-checkmark, unverified account. You can imagine how much I wanted my $5000 back, huh?

 

[RobertMewler]

Stuart Fattley

 

[Patty's Stubby Fingers]

He's real mad about 8/24

 

[TorqueWheeler]

What if I told you Pat thinks he's above having a dad bod? He's in peak shape, in fact, due to all of his discipline and effort. All this *despite* being a father.

The rare post where every word is a lie.

 

[MonsterSteve]

I love how Rick says anyone who trashes his life or makes fun of him is projecting but when he does that all day on Twitter he's just fighting the good fight? Good one, Ricky.

 

[guest]

Now that's a mental breakdown if I ever seen one

 

[Coonskin]

"I don't fat"

 

[Randal_X2]

Only just noticed the 'tattoo'.
Did fatboy get a henna maui band like the one true rube?
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It's some fruity Michael Flatley: Lord of the Dance-based inscription about tripping the light fantastic in Tipperary.