"Patrick candy, shower curtain ring salesman on Reddit"

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[PorqueDealer]

That is a premium oinking.
If its scored by unique words then this has to be a high score

 

[RoTheHo69]

Nice guinine stupid

 

[RoTheHo69]

"I don't fat."

'It makes you completely insane that is doesn't work'

 

[DominusOdium]

You know you struck a nerve when you get an old school style Patrick essay, the kind he used to give literally everyone on reddit a dozen times a day for saying anything about him.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

'I look good.'

Not so.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

You know you struck a nerve when you get an old school style Patrick essay, the kind he used to give literally everyone on reddit a dozen times a day for saying anything about him.

Im no doctor but he might need his BP meds upped.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

'I look good.'

Not so.

 

[RoTheHo69]

So was fatrick projecting his inadequacies on trump? Is fatrick piss pinochet or whatever gay shit he was saying?

 

[TorqueWheeler]

"I don't fat, stlaker" has ruined me for the day. Thanks, Fatso!

 

[SFWA liaison]

"I'm very conformable in my own skin" - incontrovertibly obese man who famously and regularly throws tantrums about not being fat in any medical sense

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

"I'm very conformable in my own skin" - incontrovertibly obese man who famously and regularly throws tantrums about not being fat in any medical sense

He isn't fat by any medical standard, he's obese.

Technicality Tomlinson wins again.

 

[AliceWorquer]

The thought of Nik having consensual extramarital sex while he's in the pigpen really rattled him.
In other news Patrick thinks ugly insecure virgins are right to hate themselves. Between this and the zinger about the family reunion he's growing on me.

"I look good, and feel good about myself"

You look like shit Patrick. You can pretend you don't feel fat and hungover every day, but you objectively look like garbage. You are bloated and you dress like a fucking dork. Own that, but don't try to pretend it's not true because everyone with eyes can see your stupid silken dress shirts.

 

[Honey Badger]

Ooo-ooo-OOOO that was a grade A wrangling

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

'I look good.'

Not so.

 

[BigBeanFatty]

He looks good in a roasting suckling pig kinda way

 

[NigelCumia]

He wrote a response so long most people would feel uncomfortable sending it to anyone, let alone a stranger. The response was "are you gay" lol

 

[chewtoycock]

It really ruined my day seeing how unbothered and full of healthy self-love pat is. It's why I act out this way.

 

[NigelCumia]

First day of parole I see Niki getting slapped. I grabbed a kaiser roll, some people call it a hoagie roll, I call it a kaiser roll. Niki starts shouting "what you interrupt the redditor fur, what you interrupt the redditor fur". That's when I realized Niki didn't exactly mind what was happening to her, hrrrnmmpphh. I reckon all I saw was red.

 

[felonious_patposter]

This guy fats!