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Patreeky and ShutYourCakeHorn are twin brothers lol

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I can spot at least one serious error with this.
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my surname is Precision after all...you're right
 
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You really have an inflated ego thinking everyone wants your respect here
Maybe I do have an inflated ego...maybe if someone else calls me out on it, I might just nod along and agree. You, though...no. You will not get away with that as pathetic as you are, sorry.
 
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I really am not...

funny story, when I was 10, I was being all-know-it-all with this girl I liked in class. I was in the chess club, not even one of the best and kind of a newb, but my self confident nig brain was all-in with impressing her. So i pulled up a chess table and told her Im teaching her chess, and the whole time she was nodding along, as we played a practice chess game.

I was so into teaching and showing off what I knew I didn't pick up she was setting her pieces properly, like defensively...and then slowly, slowly started picking off my chess pieces.

Then she started taking more pieces than I was taking from her (while I simultaneously still demonstrating shit, like it even mattered at this point)

I was so smug, that maybe not until I was down to 4 pawns and a bishop...did I realize this girl knew Chess. And was better than me at it. One of my go to reference memories whenever I start feeling misogynist-y.

She liked me back too, but one of the few times a girl put me in my place and with pizzaz.
Was her skin the color of shit?
 

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For me? It's Ken Waller!
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You think you’re the only person i told? Yet you’re the only one who couldn’t keep it to himself 🤔
The other day I saw Josh Goodnaturdly carrying a lantern, I approached him and queried, "Josh, it's the middle of the day for Pete's sake! What's with the lantern?"
Josh turns to me and says: "I'm trying to find a trustworthy man here on Mr. Rahul's Racism Forums."
 
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