"Patience. Investigations take time" 12-6-2019

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[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

They kept telling someone was “on” his crying over being laughed at on the internet and his meltdown on that tape was him realizing they were just saying that to get him to fuck off. “Officers specializing in Cyber Crime” was them 100% fucking with him and they all laughed that he bought it.

Milwaukee can't afford a cyber crimes division.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

This is the same Milwaukee PD that employed two clowns that:

- Found a naked, underage Laotian bleeding out his ass in the street
- Returned said minor to a white guy's apartment no questions asked
- Ignored protests from the minor
- Ignored the rotting meat smell in the apartment
- Got fired in the aftermath, but reinstated
- Named officers of the year
- One became head of the union, the other became chief of police for another department

So my confidence in the Cyberninjas is about as real as the LOLcaust.

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

“Officers specializing in Cyber Crime”

I'm going to go out on a limb and speculate that no such officer exists in the Milwaukee PD.

BECAUSE I BACKTRACED IT!

 

[stealthygeek]

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Quietly is key.

 

[Dog Eater]

Me texting Pat, surely the knock will come any day now.

 

[Bin_The_Blacks]

Ol' Bill Boar here.

 

[Stlaker Child]

Enjoy prison, stlakers

 

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The "Excel sheet", ladies and gentlemen:

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[Harry Powell]

I still wanna know who is from Naperville and who is from Aurora

 

[Duxbury Dave]

Hmmmmm

 

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Imagine what he thought this stupid spreadsheet would bear? He was going to break this open, the police would "back trace" these IPs and consequences would never be the same for brothermen as Pat was provided names and house addresses. What a fucking retard.

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

I still wanna know who is from Naperville and who is from Aurora

Naperville? Probably Bam, given the condition of her hair

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

The "Excel sheet", ladies and gentlemen:

https://img.nanaimg.net/random/excel.xlsx

And they were just people who visited fat Liz Clarke's blog or whatever.

 

[CruisinColin]

Jokes on Pat, I'm prepared for anything, after he put this out there I bought a new social insurance number, got an Angolan passport under an assumed name, and stocked up on dozens of Jerry cans of clean pee pee. You'll never, and I mean never get me. Jokes on you.

I'm starvin'. We got any cans of clean pee pee back there?

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

How many calories have consumed by Fatrick since 2019

 

[Skatole C9H9N]

Here I am prancing around like the Faggot I am while waiting patiently

 

[Phish]

If any officer ever came to my door asking me about any of this id look at him and bust out laughing and say “what the hell did you just say? Can you repeat that? Someone said he makes pepperoni out of black babies? Better hide my keeds hide my wife. They roni’in errybady out heya.” And wed loff and loff and loff and then crack a cold one together and id toss em a shandy for the road and hed say “yours in christ brothaman!” And wave out the window on the way out.

 

[quasi101]

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