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"Patience. Investigations take time" 12-6-2019

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Jokes on Pat, I'm prepared for anything, after he put this out there I bought a new social insurance number, got an Angolan passport under an assumed name, and stocked up on dozens of Jerry cans of clean pee pee. You'll never, and I mean never get me. Jokes on you.
 

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Right! You don't care. What you know ... Shut the fuck up! Listen, because none of you have listened in THREE GOD DAMNED YEARS. Shut up!

Quietly is the key, atalker.
They kept telling someone was “on” his crying over being laughed at on the internet and his meltdown on that tape was him realizing they were just saying that to get him to fuck off. “Officers specializing in Cyber Crime” was them 100% fucking with him and they all laughed that he bought it.
 

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No agency on the planet - not even the backwoods Buford Pusser speed-trap towns - would spend that much time on a bullshit investigation.
You don't think there's a rogue detective who plays by his own set of rules and who has been plagued by nightmares of an obviously fat man being called fat on the internet by someone impersonating his toilet who is diligently working on the case at night while operating out of a storage shed?
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do you think the negative $50,000 has anything to do with that?
One of many reasons but the biggest

I think he is still being willfully ignorant that the debt exists. No idea how much official paperwork he has already received but once the court dates and the finalizing of the collections really get near. I cant wait to see the " Poor me, Im a victim" posts. At some point it will be unavoidable and he will be in a panic.
 
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One of many reasons but the biggest

I think he is still being willfully ignorant that the debt exists. No idea how much official paperwork he has already received but once the court dates and the finalizing of the collections really get near. I cant wait to see the " Poor me, Im a victim" posts. At some point it will be unavoidable and he will be in a panic.
Gee Willikers, I hope he doesn’t become, or I don’t know, suicidal or something.
 

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Sir...don't do that!
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You don't think there's a rogue detective who plays by his own set of rules and who has been plagued by nightmares of an obviously fat man being called fat on the internet by someone impersonating his toilet who is diligently working on the case at night while operating out of a storage shed?
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It's a very interesting scenario...I think in 99.6% of the simulations, said detective would join our humble forums and become a Patposter. The 0.4% would likely be a black cop that would fart in Niki's box.
 
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Me saying this is getting old, but he is a left-wing version of a Qtard. No matter the evidence against him, no matter how much it looks like he got played and there was no secret Internet plan, he will continue to stretch credulity to the breaking point just so he can hold on to that glimmer of hope.

He does the same thing with defending Biden. He takes logic, stretches it out, twists it into a pretzel just to keep believing that that old fucker is not only a good president but not a criminal. Bend over backwards, change history, forget what he said the day before, just to keep believing.
 
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