Pat wasting charity’s time (again)?

[DMbA]

Can't he just put up some chicken wires or something if it's a real problem? Why would you just have your stuff hanging around for everyone to see

 

[RobertMewler]

"was intercepted", passive voice, piggy was sound asleep at 8AM and Nikki was the man of the house

"we have one of them" seems to indicate Pat is claiming the bike vandal and the paint can vandal are the same person
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same old
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I hate his gaslighting and can't wait for him to finally get caught manufacturing crimes against himself. That Torswats kid really needs to squeal.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Why can't he talk like a normal, non faggy guy? "Intercepted" makes it sound like he chased the truck down on a highway with his bike and had to jump from the bike onto the back of the truck, climb over the top, meeting a Slavation Army henchman up there who starts swinging a tire iron at him, Pat judo throws him under the wheels of another truck, which explodes. Pat gets to the cab and in one fluid motion, kicks through the driver's side window, kicks the two other Salvation Army henchmen right through the passenger door, Pat lands in the driver's seat and takes his stolen junk home.

 

[Guest]

if he had let the Salvation Army take his shit it would have actually been the first thing he’s ever done that’s beneficial to the world. Sad, bitter, (and fat!) misanthrope

 

[Guest]

Why can't he talk like a normal, non faggy guy? "Intercepted" makes it sound like he chased the truck down on a highway with his bike and had to jump from the bike onto the back of the truck, climb over the top, meeting a Slavation Army henchman up there who starts swinging a tire iron at him, Pat judo throws him under the wheels of another truck, which explodes. Pat gets to the cab and in one fluid motion, kicks through the driver's side window, kicks the two other Salvation Army henchmen right through the passenger door, Pat lands in the driver's seat and takes his stolen junk home.

That’s exactly what he wants everyone to think did happen. He also thinks he could do that.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

His life really sucks. He should consider moving to a state with MAID. Not a suicide demand, just one of his best options.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

“They can only be stopped by law enforcement”
Wait, what about the threats of swift incapacitation at Pig’s hooves? What changed?

 

[SFWA liaison]

FENCE SEASON 2 ANNOUNCEMENT JUST DROPPED

 

[WifeStoreWill]

It has to be, it’s fake and gay. No one from here would do that. It’s nawt funny. Similarly to Rick double and triple dipping stolen jokes or bad takes, he’ll run this bit into the ground.

I think it’s funny

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

He's going to spend a bunch of money on a fence to save his literal garbage chairs and $25 of raggedy patio furniture from being donated to the needy.

 

[Racist Google Intern]

FENCE SEASON 2 ANNOUNCEMENT JUST DROPPED
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Where? Is he gonna drill into the concrete?

 

[Jenna]

It is very odd how this bit actually works

No minimum of knocking on the door or talking to 1 person, they just start loading up shit.
Although Patrick is uniquely the biggest asshole in the country so it's not like this happens to anyone else

For real now. This is like the fourth time this has happened, nobody rings the doorbell and spends the 10 seconds introducing themselves?

If it was out on the front stoop like garbage I could understand the grab-and-go, but these chairs are neatly set up in his backyard around the patio table. You're just gonna start grabbing them because a post on the internet said it was okay?

Now if this was a false flag, what would you do? I'd ask Salvation Army to come take my stuff, not answer the doorbell if they ring it, record them taking my lawn furniture but before they drive away run outside "NO NO NO!" That would give me something to lie about on social media, while retaining all my stuff! Nobody suffers except that stupid charity who quite frankly owes me because of how much I've suffered.

 

[WifeStoreWill]

For real now. This is like the fourth time this has happened, nobody rings the doorbell and spends the 10 seconds introducing themselves?

If it was out on the front stoop like garbage I could understand the grab-and-go, but these chairs are neatly set up in his backyard around the patio table. You're just gonna start grabbing them because a post on the internet said it was okay?

Now if this was a false flag, what would you do? I'd ask Salvation Army to come take my stuff, not answer the doorbell if they ring it, record them taking my lawn furniture but before they drive away run outside "NO NO NO!" That would give me something to lie about on social media, while retaining all my stuff! Nobody suffers except that stupid charity who quite frankly owes me because of how much I've suffered.

That’s probably where he got that furniture to begin with. They’re just taking it back.

 

[RobertMewler]

FENCE SEASON 2 ANNOUNCEMENT JUST DROPPED
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I hope he'll be up to code and he secures the proper permits.

"Application Process

To obtain a fence permit, you’ll need to go through the application process. Begin by visiting the City of Milwaukee’s Department of Neighborhood Services or their designated office responsible for permit issuance. Fill out the fence permit application form with accurate and detailed information about your proposed fence installation. Be prepared to provide necessary documentation, such as property surveys, fence design specifications, and neighbor consent if applicable."

Milwaukee Fence Permit: Application, Regulations, Step-by-Step Guide

Learn how to obtain a fence permit in Milwaukee. Our step-by-step guide covers the application process, regulations, and provides a detailed walkthrough. Ensure compliance and a hassle-free experience for your fence installation project.

milwaukeefencefinders.com

That's a lot of details to get right and avoid an inspection visit, Pattycakes:

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

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[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Can't he just put up some chicken wires or something if it's a real problem? Why would you just have your stuff hanging around for everyone to see

Open borders child

 

[Child..]

Tomlinstonstein's khutzpah just grows bigger...

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Why can't he talk like a normal, non faggy guy? "Intercepted" makes it sound like he chased the truck down on a highway with his bike and had to jump from the bike onto the back of the truck, climb over the top, meeting a Slavation Army henchman up there who starts swinging a tire iron at him, Pat judo throws him under the wheels of another truck, which explodes. Pat gets to the cab and in one fluid motion, kicks through the driver's side window, kicks the two other Salvation Army henchmen right through the passenger door, Pat lands in the driver's seat and takes his stolen junk home.

Phew I'm out of breath reading this!

 

[SFWA liaison]

Threads users obviously growing suspicious of Pat not really trying to stop this because he loves the attention

verified account too, unlike Pat

 

[N64 Cube]

He can't keep getting away with this!!!