Of course he didn't see the ending coming because he is retarded and that game was made for retards.
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Of course he didn't see the ending coming because he is retarded and that game was made for retards.
Good. He’ll get my reference when he stalks this thread.
Gorgin’ FreemanLooks like Valve have finally announced Half Life 3tons
Would you childlyI love that first shot of him holding the tools. Looks like a fat version of your character in Bioshock before you find guns.
Would you kindly pay your debt, Rick?
I hope Niki snags her one pair of leggings on the shitty pallet wood and ruins them.I guarantee they won't actually function. We will get 0 pictures of him or thicki sitting in one.
Not only can he not make one because it's too difficult, but I doubt he even has the right tools. As someone else pointed out, it's literally not worth the time that could be used to make the money to buy one.I guarantee they won't actually function. We will get 0 pictures of him or thicki sitting in one.
They sell them at my grocery store sometimes in the summer, there’s plenty of cheap ones but he wants Niki to see how handy he is and can pull his (very large) weight around the house.Not only can he not make one because it's too difficult, but I doubt he even has the right tools. As someone else pointed out, it's literally not worth the time that could be used to make the money to buy one.
I've been doing a bit of googling and some wooden ones go for under $100 here. He's been at this for days now.They sell them at my grocery store sometimes in the summer, there’s plenty of cheap ones but he wants Niki to see how handy he is and can pull his (very large) weight around the house.
They will match the fence by this time next year.I built a few picnig tables last summer and sold em. If he actually tries to use this bullshit trash wood, theyre going to break instantly or degrade to an unusable state within a couple months tops. This 100% will not work. Anyone whos dealt with these pallets before know you can break the planks with one easy stomp. Thats the exact opposite of what you want for furniture, especially stuff that will be outdoors all the time. Also, Adirondack chairs suck dick in my opinion. Uncomfortable as hell after 10 mins.
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