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It's fucking burnin wood! Problem is it's too big for his gay ass "baby's first firepit."If IF he ever makes those chairs, people's hands and asses are gonna fill up with splinters. This ain't sittin' wood
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It's fucking burnin wood! Problem is it's too big for his gay ass "baby's first firepit."If IF he ever makes those chairs, people's hands and asses are gonna fill up with splinters. This ain't sittin' wood
Felonious chair construction accusation, little one. Wait for the knock.They’ll collapse the second he sits on one, then he’ll never post about them again and deny he tried to make them. Or claim it was a joke.
Nice pellets, stupid.Why build chairs first when you can use the pellets for firewood right away?![]()
Doesn’t Niki work from the other half of the hovel? I wonder if she moves her work space on handyman Pat days so she doesn’t have to see him standing there scrolling Twitter all day.This House Husband arc where every day is a different "project" so Mama Robinson keeps paying is great. I really hope he tries building an entire garage for Susan and the bikes. With 100% recycled wood because there's no budget for new supplies.
Oh hes going to stain them. Just not in the way you're supposed to.He's not going to sand and stain these or anything. Hope he gets a sliver in his asshole.
I think she is still out of town. He wants to look like he was productive while she was gone.Doesn’t Niki work from the other half of the hovel? I wonder if she moves her work space on handyman Pat days so she doesn’t have to see him standing there scrolling Twitter all day.
He's either not going to post the result or he'll buy two Adirondack chairs and pretend he made them.Prediction. This will be worse than the wellington. Also that fire pit is pathetic.
If he tries to never mention it again I'm sure they'll get brought up somehow, SNIFFHe's either not going to post the result or he'll buy two Adirondack chairs and pretend he made them.
probably hired Dan's wifeHe’s not doing any of this work himself.
His staged photos are some the most corny bullshit he does.I love that first shot of him holding the tools. Looks like a fat version of your character in Bioshock before you find guns.
Would you kindly pay your debt, Rick?
You know he just broke down the pallet and called it a day. Bare minimum Pat forever.Looks like Pat isn’t doing much work
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I love that first shot of him holding the tools. Looks like a fat version of your character in Bioshock before you find guns.
Would you kindly pay your debt, Rick?
The Rick bit is so stupid and simple yet always gets my ribs.Looks like Pat isn’t doing much work
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