Pat tries making chairs out of pallets

[guest]

If IF he ever makes those chairs, people's hands and asses are gonna fill up with splinters. This ain't sittin' wood

It's fucking burnin wood! Problem is it's too big for his gay ass "baby's first firepit."

 

[eggfeller]

They’ll collapse the second he sits on one, then he’ll never post about them again and deny he tried to make them. Or claim it was a joke.

Felonious chair construction accusation, little one. Wait for the knock.

 

[Meownaw]

Why build chairs first when you can use the pellets for firewood right away?

Nice pellets, stupid.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Today, I learned you can make furniture with extra chromosomes AND missing chromosomes.

Fucking A.

 

[RickReternal]

This House Husband arc where every day is a different "project" so Mama Robinson keeps paying is great. I really hope he tries building an entire garage for Susan and the bikes. With 100% recycled wood because there's no budget for new supplies.

Doesn’t Niki work from the other half of the hovel? I wonder if she moves her work space on handyman Pat days so she doesn’t have to see him standing there scrolling Twitter all day.

 

[PickleRickle]

He's not going to sand and stain these or anything. Hope he gets a sliver in his asshole.

 

[SFWA liaison]

he has to quadruple-dip because the cat ladies aren't giving a shit about his chores

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

He’s not doing any of this work himself.

 

[BoomerSperg]

He's not going to sand and stain these or anything. Hope he gets a sliver in his asshole.

Oh hes going to stain them. Just not in the way you're supposed to.

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

Doesn’t Niki work from the other half of the hovel? I wonder if she moves her work space on handyman Pat days so she doesn’t have to see him standing there scrolling Twitter all day.

I think she is still out of town. He wants to look like he was productive while she was gone.

 

[turdcutter]

Prediction. This will be worse than the wellington. Also that fire pit is pathetic.

He's either not going to post the result or he'll buy two Adirondack chairs and pretend he made them.

 

[BoomerSperg]

He's either not going to post the result or he'll buy two Adirondack chairs and pretend he made them.

If he tries to never mention it again I'm sure they'll get brought up somehow, SNIFF

 

[guest]

He’s not doing any of this work himself.

probably hired Dan's wife

 

[HeyItsVos]

I love that first shot of him holding the tools. Looks like a fat version of your character in Bioshock before you find guns.

Would you kindly pay your debt, Rick?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Looks like Pat isn’t doing much work

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

I love that first shot of him holding the tools. Looks like a fat version of your character in Bioshock before you find guns.

Would you kindly pay your debt, Rick?

His staged photos are some the most corny bullshit he does.

 

[AntSucks]

What can go wrong?

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Looks like Valve have finally announced Half Life 3tons

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

Looks like Pat isn’t doing much work
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You know he just broke down the pallet and called it a day. Bare minimum Pat forever.

 

[MySecondFatterAccount]

I love that first shot of him holding the tools. Looks like a fat version of your character in Bioshock before you find guns.

Would you kindly pay your debt, Rick?

 

[Meownaw]

Looks like Pat isn’t doing much work
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The Rick bit is so stupid and simple yet always gets my ribs.