Rick I’m gonna go ahead and say we had way more fun last gencon than you did.
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Mr. Tomlinson has just threatened Leslie Varney, a female publisher whom he has been attacking on Twitter from behind a block for more than a year, to be sued into poverty with a lawsuit that will presumably be funded by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America.
- Mr. Tomlinson's 2021 lawsuit was funded in secret by the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America, a 501(c)(3) charity, to the tune of $100,000 without the knowledge or consent of their donors or members. They also agreed to pay any sanctions in case he lost (which he did).
- All parties involved signed NDAs so that the general public would never know.
- To this day, SFWA has never acknowledged its funding of the lawsuit, and actively instructs the few people in the know to ignore all inquiries into it.
- Is the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America funding Mr. Tomlinson's lawsuit against the Milwaukee Police? If they are, the general public probably wouldn't know due to their history of funding expensive lawsuits in secret.
- You can use IRS form 3949-A to report SFWA's activity if you reasonably believe that it is illegal for a 501(c)(3) charity to secretly fund frivolous nuisance lawsuits for one of its members.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergences (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
Pat Tomlinson, in fear for his life, sharing location information in advance
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The process isn’t that linear but I’m okay with that. After a lifetime of watching stupid enemies fuck themselves over within every possible grace period and leniency given, I have come to enjoy watching Pat types punch themselves in the face. It’s so much more satisfying, trust me.
will he manage to sell Herd Immunity this year like he attempted to do last GenCon? place your bets
a cripple ex marine lady out to kill elephant poachers IN SPACE!
a cripple ex marine lady out to kill elephant poachers IN SPACE!
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More thought and effort was put in to Poochie's exit from the Simpson's than Patrick's Torque Wheeler (gay) character.
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How does one impersonate a toilet, Patrick? As opposed to Patrick's real toilet who has a twitter account. 1.78 folks.
"...and then I rawdog fucked your mother while people were trying to watch the movie, Pat"
I have read this hundreds of times and laughed, but I never thought about the car. I always figured it to be some 60’s era sportscar…
Nice Sex Jalopy in the 70’s, funster.
Well we know he doesn't enjoy Father's Day.
No boy conceived in a car like that was ever going to come out cishet. Even though Pat is lying about his conception, this still adds up.
Mr Sci-Fi with the wife who built an online business specializing in utilizing the internet and now gets invited to speak all over the country still hasn’t figured out how YouTube works.
He probably actually thinks people show up just to see him and not advertising is hurting his career. Spoiler: the people who go to this shit would be there no matter what, they aren't scrambling to buy tickets because the 2,000,000th most popular author on amazon and occasional semi-viral tweeter is giving writing advice and signing autographs by the cinnebon cart. Only your "stalkers" show up on your account because they want a shot of you sitting fatly alone and digging in your ass
No offense to anyone who’s from any of these places, but the way Pat gets all hyped up to go to Indianapolis, Detroit and other such mid-sized American cities is pretty sad. And on the rare occasion he goes somewhere more interesting, he takes nonstop photos of shit like what he ate for lunch. Everything about his existence is depressing.
I'm sure it's been dissected to death but how is that description supposed to drum up interest in his stupid car blog? "Whoa, this guy's dad fucked his mom at a Ron Howard movie? I gotta see what he has to say about windshield wipers!"
I can only assume it’s to give some deranged air of legitimacy to the notion that he is the last true, pure car guy in the entire world. I’ve just noticed that he says experienced pros instead of pro, is he trying to suggest there are multiple people contributing to the blog?
He's just gonna be inside anyway, weekends been sorted.
Friday have first beer of con at the bar while you watch two back to the futures.
Saturday - gas station Indian food on paper plates in the hotel room with the 5 biggest pedos at the con.