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Pat Thanksgiving Predictions!

Slackjawed Cow

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Kurt_Love

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Now he gets to wait for his mom and dad to drop off leftovers from the night before while they go black friday shopping.



Two day after the actual holiday nikis sister will have a sad and awkward pity Thanksgiving for just Pat and Niki because they feel sorry for them.



He will be eating pie and leftovers every night for the next 4 days. He will try to downplay his pigging out by talking about hitting the gym.





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Rick has never had a job or a place to be during the day but always talks about the gym bag he brings upstairs and the hot water showers. It's almost like he's a closet faggot who goes there for the gay sex.
 

Slackjawed Cow

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Rick has never had a job or a place to be during the day but always talks about the gym bag he brings upstairs and the hot water showers. It's almost like he's a closet faggot who goes there for the gay sex.
Both the gym he goes to and the Swingin door are know cruising hot spots for gay hook ups.
 

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This is the time of year Pat drinks harder than usual and eats two different households leftovers after the rest of the family members have left. Because he cant be cordial during the holidays and feels he must bring up politics and be confrontational so everyone hates him. So he spends actual Thanksgiving in a bar watching football just like every weekend. He will also tweet a bunch of Debbie Downer twitter posts when everyone else is actually having a good time because he cant help being a buzzkill.


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Yeah, it's perfectly normal to have Thanksgiving after Thanksgiving-- with your fucking parents and in-laws. Lol. Pathetic doesn't even describe. He would be better served and it would be less embarrassing if he took the L, and just went to the Salvation Army and ate with the hobos.
 
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He's watching the Packers at Hooligans or swinging door and Lynne will allow him into her house several days after she's celebrated Thanksgiving with actual members of her family.

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Imagine being such a hateable Cluster B asshole that your family and in-laws are inconvenienced to have separate holidays for you because no one can stand to be around you and you've alienated family and friends on both sides.

What a sorry ass loser.
 

Slackjawed Cow

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Imagine being such a hateable Cluster B asshole that your family and in-laws are inconvenienced to have separate holidays for you because no one can stand to be around you and you've alienated family and friends on both sides.

What a sorry ass loser.
He is drunk and looking for high fives at the local bar while the rest of his family is spending a quality afternoon with loved ones. Nobody misses him not being there.
 

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Now he gets to wait for his mom and dad to drop off leftovers from the night before while they go black friday shopping.



Two day after the actual holiday nikis sister will have a sad and awkward pity Thanksgiving for just Pat and Niki because they feel sorry for them.



He will be eating pie and leftovers every night for the next 4 days. He will try to downplay his pigging out by talking about hitting the gym.





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You know they told him that they wouldn't want to appear on his fucking social media feeds. He must have argued with them till exhaustion to make this compromise happen.

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JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

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There’s really no excuse to eat at a bar and not with your family or friends today outside of first responders and military. Even my estranged, degenerate uncle would be invited to Thanksgiving dinner at the house of the drug dealer he ran protection for.

Anybody in a bar today is a helpless drunk or a fucking asshole.
 
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