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Pat Thanksgiving Predictions!

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This was the tweet that got me Pig-blocked.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Now he gets to wait for his mom and dad to drop off leftovers from the night before while they go black friday shopping.



Two day after the actual holiday nikis sister will have a sad and awkward pity Thanksgiving for just Pat and Niki because they feel sorry for them.



He will be eating pie and leftovers every night for the next 4 days. He will try to downplay his pigging out by talking about hitting the gym.





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Nothing says “family thanksgiving” like paper towel napkins. Niki’s autistic angry fist always makes me laugh.
 

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This is the time of year Pat drinks harder than usual and eats two different households leftovers after the rest of the family members have left. Because he cant be cordial during the holidays and feels he must bring up politics and be confrontational so everyone hates him. So he spends actual Thanksgiving in a bar watching football just like every weekend. He will also tweet a bunch of Debbie Downer twitter posts when everyone else is actually having a good time because he cant help being a buzzkill.


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Look at the innocent and even slightly self deprecating tweet of 2013. Twitter really made this gay nigga a monster
 

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Look at the innocent and even slightly self deprecating tweet of 2013. Twitter really made this gay nigga a monster
That was back when he was still invited to the actual holiday dinner. By 2017 he wore out his welcome and made it clear he is too much of a manbaby to have around company. They used make pies to bring over and he had low quality holiday quips

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Once Trump started haunting him. It was all bitter doomer posts. trying to buzzkill people holiday posts with political bullshit

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Bonus: Here is something that never happened.

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They go to a bar on Thanksgiving because neither family wants them around to ruin the actual holiday.
The dinners on Friday and Saturday are when each family allows them over to suck up the reheated leftovers.
Ribs at the burger bun served with his turkey loaf, Stove Top stuffing, and instant mashed.
Top it all off with a deflated and burnt apple pie with soggy red delicious apples to own everyone else doing it wrong.
 
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That was back when he was still invited to the actual holiday dinner. By 2017 he wore out his welcome and made it clear he is too much of a manbaby to have around company. They used make pies to bring over and he had low quality holiday quips

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Once Trump started haunting him. It was all bitter doomer posts. trying to buzzkill people holiday posts with political bullshit

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Bonus: Here is something that never happened.

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He is the dictionary definition of the useful idiots (on both sides) being used by the elites to hate each other and fight over meaningless scraps while "they" amass more wealth and power than any other ruling class in human history.
 

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They go to a bar on Thanksgiving because neither family wants them around to ruin the actual holiday.
The dinners on Friday and Saturday are when each family allows them over to suck up the reheated leftovers.
Ribs at the burger bun served with his turkey loaf, Stove Top stuffing, and instant mashed.
Top it all off with a deflated and burnt apple pie with soggy red delicious apples to own everyone else doing it wrong.
Oh man. Who can forget the apple pie incident?

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That was back when he was still invited to the actual holiday dinner. By 2017 he wore out his welcome and made it clear he is too much of a manbaby to have around company. They used make pies to bring over and he had low quality holiday quips

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Once Trump started haunting him. It was all bitter doomer posts. trying to buzzkill people holiday posts with political bullshit

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Bonus: Here is something that never happened.

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Why were they playing Christmas music at thanksgiving? Another Rick lie.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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They go to a bar on Thanksgiving because neither family wants them around to ruin the actual holiday.
The dinners on Friday and Saturday are when each family allows them over to suck up the reheated leftovers.
Ribs at the burger bun served with his turkey loaf, Stove Top stuffing, and instant mashed.
Top it all off with a deflated and burnt apple pie with soggy red delicious apples to own everyone else doing it wrong.
We didn’t learn until recently that Niki is just as bad - if not worse than Pat. From the always wearing the “They’re Trying To Kill Us” hoodie, black trans-lives matter sign, and how it’s ok to do what’s done to them if the person deserves it she’s a mentally ill far left miserable cunt.

This means not only did Pat annoy everyone with his orange man bad Trump obsession and calling every Republican a racist Nazi - Niki was right there with him saying the same things. Remember, she claims it’s ok for her to be a rude loud asshole to police because it’s part of their white privilege duty to fight for black people.

It’s not a secret why Niki married and is still with Pat - they’re two of the worst people in history and were made for each other. Everyone rightfully hates them and they aren’t welcome at family events which they see as a badge of honor. “We’re on the right side of history, child”
 
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Packers play the Lions at noon so he will be at a bar and be pretty buzzed by 1-2 pm so that should be prime time Pat angry tweets and coping. I have a feeling Pats toilet will be bugging him about how his family hates him and he’s not invited for thanksgiving. Don’t forget - one of his “family thanksgiving dinners” had paper towel napkins - the sign of someone in his family (or Niki’s) brought leftovers because they pig can’t behave himself and oinks politics too much.

Here’s a fun exchange from yesterday that was good
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You’re an obese rat, Pat!
Obesity is a disease of the mind. Look at Lizzo she isn't obese, because her "mind" isn't.
 
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On the next episode of PFG (Pats Friends-Giving), Pat will be at a bar with a small crowd, ranting about how many followers he has and making awful non-jokes about minor twitter news stories. Desperate for conversation, he will turn to Niki who gives him nothing and then drunkenly eye the football game that he came to watch, assuming the TV wasnt stolen.
 

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On the next episode of PFG (Pats Friends-Giving), Pat will be at a bar with a small crowd, ranting about how many followers he has and making awful non-jokes about minor twitter news stories. Desperate for conversation, he will turn to Niki who gives him nothing and then drunkenly eye the football game that he came to watch, assuming the TV wasnt stolen.
 
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