Pat tell the story of your cat killing the barn owl with ten foot wingspan

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Yes, your tomcat destroyed an apex predator. Is this the same cat that sent several grown men to the hospital, Pat? Is that the one?

Pat definitely has a bizarre sexual fetish for cats. He talks about them like a kid lying about how cool his dad is, which is also something Pat does.

Its bad enough he is lying but the barn owl that hasn't been seen in wisconsin in like 40 years plus the wing span is twice of a barn owl

 

[porquedealer]

Most people that have cats just think they’re cats and sometimes do silly things like fall trying to jump on something and lay around all day. Pat wants everyone to think he’s some big tough guy because a cat will kill a mouse. It’s an animal that’s about a foot tall, it’s not something to brag about being some killer.

It’s amazing how insecure he is, everything has to be some huge exaggeration to make himself look better - obsession with driving a mustang (nobody cares)

nobody cares? hold up, you know its STICK right?
Pat might have forgotten to tell you

 

[CruisinColin]

nobody cares? hold up, you know its STICK right?
Pat might have forgotten to tell you

No, stlaker, the stick is supposed to look and smell like I've been ramming it up my ass.

 

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Pat definitely has a bizarre sexual fetish for cats. He talks about them like a kid lying about how cool his dad is, which is also something Pat does.

Didn’t he admit that he has a sexual fetish for women dressed as cats? This is all so much grosser than we even realized.

 

[kingship75]

Didn’t he admit that he has a sexual fetish for women dressed as cats? This is all so much grosser than we even realized.

Yup.