Pat tell the story of your cat killing the barn owl with ten foot wingspan

[guest]

Pat has taco-plasmosis because he's mentally ill and fat.

 

[Stent]

Pat couldn't raise his own child because it wasn't savage enough to impress him. The 350lb blankie on the couch during every weekday actual tough guy.

 

[guest]

Grown men that are really into cats are the weirdest fucking people.

Some are, not all of them. I love cats.

 

[Andre The Giant]

Cats Rule. Be careful of Big Cats they have claws.

 

[guest]

Cats Rule. Be careful of Big Cats they have claws.

Cookie!

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

 

[NigelCumia]

Some are, not all of them. I love cats.

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Norm is a comedy god but he was certainly an odd fellow.

 

[guest]

Based.

 

[fricklefrackle]

6 foot wide

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[topskek]

Wasn’t it a beaver-trap or some shit?

 

[fricklefrackle]

Pat's as bad at lying as he is obese.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat's as bad at lying as he is obese.

Was it up hill both ways!?

 

[guest]

Pat's as bad at lying as he is obese.

Under rated tall tale

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Yes, your tomcat destroyed an apex predator. Is this the same cat that sent several grown men to the hospital, Pat? Is that the one?

Pat definitely has a bizarre sexual fetish for cats. He talks about them like a kid lying about how cool his dad is, which is also something Pat does.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Most people that have cats just think they’re cats and sometimes do silly things like fall trying to jump on something and lay around all day. Pat wants everyone to think he’s some big tough guy because a cat will kill a mouse. It’s an animal that’s about a foot tall, it’s not something to brag about being some killer.

It’s amazing how insecure he is, everything has to be some huge exaggeration to make himself look better - obsession with driving a mustang (nobody cares) owning guns (many people own guns, stupid) watching sports (not unique) working out (women and old people work out) drinking heavily (you’re 42, not 19) and having a cat is actually a real tough guy move.

 

[bantadant]

And if you have time tell the one how same cat got caught in bear trap and drug it home

You misunderstood. "Bear trap" is his nickname for his butt hole.

And here's Niki's mention

 

[The Greaseman]

Pat's as bad at lying as he is obese.

Yeah, that didn't happen.

 

[CruisinColin]

I hate folksy magical rustic farm upbringing Pat. He's so desperate to be a tough old woman that dispenses wisdom.

 

[Dawn’sHairyClit]

Yes, your tomcat destroyed an apex predator. Is this the same cat that sent several grown men to the hospital, Pat? Is that the one?

Pat definitely has a bizarre sexual fetish for cats. He talks about them like a kid lying about how cool his dad is, which is also something Pat does.

It’s so funny now that we know Pat’s dad was just a nerd playing make believe cowboy.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Most people that have cats just think they’re cats and sometimes do silly things like fall trying to jump on something and lay around all day. Pat wants everyone to think he’s some big tough guy because a cat will kill a mouse. It’s an animal that’s about a foot tall, it’s not something to brag about being some killer.

It’s amazing how insecure he is, everything has to be some huge exaggeration to make himself look better - obsession with driving a mustang (nobody cares) owning guns (many people own guns, stupid) watching sports (not unique) working out (women and old people work out) drinking heavily (you’re 42, not 19) and having a cat is actually a real tough guy move.

He wants to make it sound like he had a tiger