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Pat swatted yet again

BillKlacks

Incel imposter cyber atalker
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DanMullen'sRetardedNephew

Opie Simp
My list of suspects based on recent events (in no particular order):

Wildfang, who was already talked about - https://new.onaforums.net/threads/take-a-walk-with-thomas.22398/
LizClarkeEats, who has been dragged back into the Pattiverse after years of inactivity - https://new.onaforums.net/threads/the-worst-of-carol-vs-liz.22403/
The African American Holocaust Museum - https://new.onaforums.net/threads/the-african-american-holocaust-museum.22406/
Kiwi Farms user 1997 Toyota Tacoma, who is still furious about the farms going down and thinks that Pat had something to do with it.
 

SpaceEdge

posting here is taking time away from my workouts
Jesus Christ man. Let it be known that the onaforums does NOT condone this shit or think it's funny. Whoever is doing this, stop making him an actual victim please. His life dream is to be a victim. It's what he lives for so stop giving him what he wants, stupid.
You're right of course, but on the other hand Patrick GUARANTEED this would happen again with his own actions. If there's a life path that asks for this to happen more than his, I haven't seen it
 
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My list of suspects based on recent events (in no particular order):

Wildfang, who was already talked about - [URL]https://new.onaforums.net/threads/take-a-walk-with-thomas.22398/[/URL]
LizClarkeEats, who has been dragged back into the Pattiverse after years of inactivity - [URL]https://new.onaforums.net/threads/the-worst-of-carol-vs-liz.22403/[/URL]
The African American Holocaust Museum - [URL]https://new.onaforums.net/threads/the-african-american-holocaust-museum.22406/[/URL]
Kiwi Farms user 1997 Toyota Tacoma, who is still furious about the farms going down and thinks that Pat had something to do with it.
I highly doubt it was any of those people, but the idea that Patrick at least knows and is possibly communicating with whoever did it is starting to grow on me.
 

DanMullen'sRetardedNephew

Opie Simp
You're right of course, but on the other hand Patrick GUARANTEED this would happen again with his own actions. If there's a life path that asks for this to happen more than his, I haven't seen it
I said this when he did that dumb news interview. The worst thing you can do when you're swatted is generate publicity about it. It gives the pieces of shit that swat people the reaction that they're looking for.

Having said that, there is still a decent chance that he's doing this to himself again to get more victim points. Yes, he is that fucking nuts.
 

'THE NIGGER MAN'

Shane Noakes' rabbi raped his 9 year old dick off.
I said this when he did that dumb news interview. The worst thing you can do when you're swatted is generate publicity about it. It gives the pieces of shit that swat people the reaction that they're looking for.

Having said that, there is still a decent chance that he's doing this to himself again to get more victim points. Yes, he is that fucking nuts.
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I said this when he did that dumb news interview. The worst thing you can do when you're swatted is generate publicity about it. It gives the pieces of shit that swat people the reaction that they're looking for.

Having said that, there is still a decent chance that he's doing this to himself again to get more victim points. Yes, he is that fucking nuts.
I don't think he has the sophistication to be able to do it to himself and get away with it, but it's possible he's in an anti-KF group that has the know-how, and "volunteered" himself to be swatted. It's also possible that it's an edgelord from KF which I still think is more likely at this point.
 

SpaceEdge

posting here is taking time away from my workouts
I said this when he did that dumb news interview. The worst thing you can do when you're swatted is generate publicity about it. It gives the pieces of shit that swat people the reaction that they're looking for.

Having said that, there is still a decent chance that he's doing this to himself again to get more victim points. Yes, he is that fucking nuts.
I wouldn't be very surprised if it was some transexual teamed up to bay of pigs everyone. If you're willing to chop your own cock off, a little phone call to 911 isnt going to be something that even phases you

He has such a long history of faking shit.
 
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I wouldn't be very surprised if it was some transexual teamed up to bay of pigs everyone. If you're willing to chop your own cock off, a little phone call to 911 isnt going to be something that even phases you

He has such a long history of faking shit.
If it was a false, flag, this is the likely scenario. How funny would it be if all these faggots got thrown in prison for multiple counts of swatting, and we all got to mail their fellow inmates their own statements about their views on underage child fucking/genital mutilating?
 
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