Pat posts his first selfie after a record ten months

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

Someone please make his shirt say FATTEST

 

[Petworth dude]

Watching this guy's physical condition deteriorate over the years has been...something.

 

[PickleRickle]

ugh no wonder why he's self conscious and doesn't post them often no more

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women's sunglasses, section 8 housing on the reflection, no arm muscle definition whatsoever, red pimple on forehead, big bitch tits

This fuckin' doofus has an odd crease down the middle of his forehead. He already looks like Butthead, but he's actually forming a butthead.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

See how its all performative? Niki does this interview looking like a depressed wet dog, even tho its for hundreds of thousands of viewers (or millions, i think that was inside edition).

She does herself up for an unlisted video with literally zero views (except us) about blogging.

I don’t know, I think there’s definitely a chance that Pat sprung it on her last minute because he’s retarded and only thinks about himself.

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

That hairline is sprinting backwards

 

[BoomerSperg]

If I look like this 7 years from now I'm going to kill myself.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

That hairline is sprinting backwards

The only marathon Rick hasn't cheated at

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

How does someone like Pat get pussy? without paying for it or chopping there heads off after

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

How does someone like Pat get pussy? without paying for it or chopping there heads off after

You claim that its a "one night stand" but wait in line to get a book signed hoping she would fuck you.


Pat, thats not how one night stands work.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

It was a one night stand for Niki, not pat. Pat was so happy to have a date He probably called mama raven right away and said he had a girlfriend.

 

[Ladynyahh]

I despise Pat. While he rolls out of bed midmorning after sleeping off last night's booze, he has ample time to plop his disgusting fat body into his shit wooden chairs in the backyard of his hovel which is in a literal fucking ghetto, and (most of) the rest of us are out there actually working and earning a wage. After that, he lounge around the house probably watching some gay sci-fi shit on Disney+, and meander on over to whatever local dive bar he hasn't been banned from to drink beer all goddamned day long. He is a drain on society and contributes nothing. Fuck him, fuck that lesbian wife of his, and Nibbler can eat my shit.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

That fucking fish mouth man... what the fuck

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

He has the most misshapen head, what an idiot to post this photo.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

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Oh my God that fucking condom of a hat looks so stupid. It couldn't be any tighter on his head. You're never supposed to clearly see the outline of the sweatband in a hat.

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

The only marathon Rick hasn't cheated at

I was trying to make a joke along those lines but couldn’t come up with one. Maybe something about the next Brewers mini marathon being ran on Patrick’s forehead?

 

[NigelCumia]

The king is back on his throne, fucking choke on it, children.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

It's so funny how fat and sloppy he was then and yet, putting aside he looks like a mincing faggot here, he's so much fatter and sloppier now. This is a guy who spent years bragging about how good looking he is and how young he looks and how many people he beats up on a regular basis. Soft, fat cunt looks like he was squeezed into a sausage casing.

 

[Carlo Hambino]

 

[Antwan2]

Fat