Pat posts his first selfie after a record ten months

[The Talking Dead]

Cat hair all over his chest, which means he was lying under the pink blankie with his cat sat on him all morning saving the world one tweet at a time. This is what a weekday looks like to Patrick.

What an absolutely worthless slob.

 

[CQ Beans]

Those sunglasses are about to break wrapped around his giant bloated head.

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Pat should go to a highschool reunion and do an honest write up about how he looks compared to the average man in his early 40s.

 

[fricklefrackle]

 

[BudDickman]

Cope and seethe, stlakers. I got my bird shit covered pallet chairs back.

 

[NoBacon]

 

[Danrangutan 🦧]

Will Winnie the Pat ever buy a shirt that fits him?

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Someone please make his shirt say FATTEST

 

[TorpidSloth]

His earlobe is as bent as his dad

 

[Guest]

Fat smug satisfied smile.

 

[RickReternal]

I’m really struck by how smug he looks here. Yes, you still have your birdshit-spattered poisonwood chairs. You’re also sitting next to an alley looking like a hydrocephalic who beat the odds, wearing sunglasses and a t-shirt that don’t fit.

 

[fricklefrackle]

Someone please make his shirt say FATTEST

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Jesus Christ. The audacity to look at this and not immediately kill himself is sort of impressive. I’d rather walk on broken glass than see this in the mirror. He’s incredibly ugly is my point.

 

[Hudson]

I know this has been asked many times lately but where's Niki? Haven't seen a pic of both of them in months.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

Air Bnb should know the property is a crime scene

 

[KaNAMBLA Harris]

He looks so… old

 

[Hoolies]

Air Bnb should know the property is a crime scene

Low on mulch too.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Jesus Christ. The audacity to look at this and not immediately kill himself is sort of impressive. I’d rather walk on broken glass than see this in the mirror. He’s incredibly ugly is my point.

That fucking asscrack that runs up the center of his forehead is so fucking gross. Not the scar either. His head literally looks like a butt.

 

[StlakerFatti]

"People have been instructed, many thousands of times, to not take these Adirondack chairs. Continuing to do so, constitutes felony chair burglary. Do not take these chairs again."

 

[Boq the Lonely Faggot]

patposters assembling:

You're a bigger lolcow around here than Pat.

You'd realize that if you we're not a schitzophrenic delusional narcissist living in his mum's condo for free.