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Pat posts a random anon Reddit comment as proof of illegal threats

The Talking Dead

My network, heart and book all failed. Hooly shit!
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Hang on. Now I'm wondering.. you know how Pat boasts he doesn't wear underwear? Surely it's because he wears DIAPERS! He's just doing a Tomlinson Technicality. It all makes sense now.

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Jenna

@MUSTARDDDDDDD
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I believe someone broke into his apartment but not to steal his notebook. It was just niggers stealing.

Without a shred of irony, he tried to claim it was Watergate 2.0. The Republican Party broke into his residence to specifically steal his joke book, as his open-mic comedy was convincing too many undecided voters to be anti-Trump. The top names in the party understood his importance and authorized this break-in for the greater good.
 
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