Pat posting is alive!

[Meownaw]

Also bobs bandolier

"What are these things?"
"Pencils"

 

[ChimpanZ]

When one of my friends tells a total stinker of a joke I say “wait, wait! I got one for this!” And I pull my phone outta my pocket,open up YouTube, search up carcrash.wav and play it out loud for them

Anyone else??

I use the Homer boo sound effect

 

[damitjenkins20cars]

I love the way Dopie emphasizes "we". "Yes, WE came up with the Charlton Heston traffic. This is a bit that WE came up with."

It was a 50/50 contribution.

Excuse me sir, this is an Opie appreciating website

If you are looking for a place to insult Opie...

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Half the time, one of Auntie's bits was something that Opie orchestrated and literally told him to do..........

Nice emoji though, you fucking woman.

That's right.

In fact, most of the bits listed in this thread were thought up by ship steerer Opie.

But the thing about the Opester is... he doesn't like to take the credit!

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

On WAAF when the patriots were playing the packers in the super bowl and they called some pizza shop in Wisconsin pretending to be DJ's from there. Ant called himself Brad Force. He told the guy who answered that he had to put pizza cheese on his head and pepperoni on his nipples and made him go outside like that in freezing temps to get super bowl tickets. When he got outside they asked him if he saw them waiting and he says no, then they start making fun of him.

 

[Gimli Son Of Gloin]

That's right.

From QUEENS?

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

Another bit that opie came up with that was funny was making stlaker Patti get blindfolded and naked, while crawling around the floor with mouse traps everywhere, to find a check to pay her rent.

 

[Erockarmynigga]

Anything with Patrice talking movies or race. Thinking Independence Day, Face/Off and Asians specifically. His hot takes on woman were overrated; never got through all of the Black Philip show because of that.

He was in favor of cucking (“swinging”… as an obese guy) and was in the process of wifing up a shady single mother with ulterior motives