Pat is back with the tough guy act

[Guest]

Most trained fighters would request a female police escort to protect them from Dan and Andrew. Couple of scary lookin guys there.

I dunno bro. Did u see that pic of Andy on the shitter?

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

"I can kill anyone I want and it is self defense as I declare them a nazi retroactively " is obviously dangerous rhetoric.

#RIP Bernie

 

[guest]

#RIP Bernie

You niggers need to stop posting the pic of Pat's bike that he rented while he was in Europe. There are other photos of his own bike in his own house that look exactly like the murderer's

 

[RobertMewler]

You niggers need to stop posting the pic of Pat's bike that he rented while he was in Europe. There are other photos of his own bike in his own house that look exactly like the murderer's

The photo in Europe is to show the similar riding forms, not the bike.

 

[RobertMewler]

According to internet legend he wont answer his phone.

I Dont have the clip but back in the reddit days someone impersonating an Afro American "street pharmacist" got him to answer his phone. All he did was meekly whisper fuck off.

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

You niggers need to stop posting the pic of Pat's bike that he rented while he was in Europe. There are other photos of his own bike in his own house that look exactly like the murderer's

The gif is the only one I have with the bike he used to kill Bernell, Ming.

The Euro trip is like Mew said to show he rides like a fag

 

[The Talking Dead]

It's funny how "those are your delusions again, stlaker" is one of his go-to lines when he's probably the most delusional person I've ever know of. Just a few off the top of my head -

• Thinks he's in great shape
• Thinks he's good looking
• Thinks he's a fully trained actual tough guy
• Thinks he's intelligent
• Thinks he's talented

 

[fricklefrackle]

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[AliceWorquer]

I promise you I could not neutralize Pat based on my build. We’d probably be similar height, and I beat him on speed, but he is so fucking fat that NOTHING i could throw at him would do any damage and i’m pretty fit. I would not want to fight Pat.

Don't sell yourself short. Im not saying you arent a slight, waifish little faggot, but I would bet money that Patrick would completely fall to pieces if you so much as slapped him in his fat mouth. He might get all red and angry and flail around trying to grab you, but he is a noodlearmed fat body who had to postpone building his fence because it was too windy to carry the panel. He is in tremendously bad shape even for a deconditioned layabout. I would love to see him in any kind of physical competition with anybody. Not even a fight, just something small like first to 10 pull ups, just to see the look on his face when his able-bodied toughguy delusion falls down around his unfeasibly skinny ankles.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

It's funny how "those are your delusions again, stlaker" is one of his go-to lines when he's probably the most delusional person I've ever know of. Just a few off the top of my head -

• Thinks he's in great shape
• Thinks he's good looking
• Thinks he's a fully trained actual tough guy
• Thinks he's intelligent
• Thinks he's talented

Same guy asked for a police escort to and from the court because he was scared of dan.

 

[DoctorSteveCarlisi]

This from a man who injured himself cutting his fingernails and had to lie there like a beached whale until someone came to his rescue. That was probably a decade ago by now.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat has a black belt in Tattle Tale

 

[guest]

#RIP Bernie

I'm not even joking anymore, the shitty posture and seemingly-political motivation makes me believe MPD needs to take a hard look at Patrick for Bernell. I posted this a long time ago but yet another "fringe benefit" to all those swattings could be Pat trying to communicate "hey MPD, you can't take ANY tip or call about me seriously, it's just my stlakers and they're CRAZY!" Just in case anyone sincerely tried to tell them "Pat legit has a screw loose, you should take a look..."

He would have also gotten this idea from pepperoni night. And by the way, whoever naysayed me stating I believe Pat when he says the cops showed up because of that Craigslist ad -- that was in June 2020. George Floyd and the Minneapolis protests were in May 2020.

You don't think the cops did that math and came to some conclusion like "There's a 99.999% chance this is bullshit... But in the 1-in-1,000 chance this turns out to be Dahmer 2.0, and it comes out that this was reported and we DIDN'T roll on this, the city is getting burned down.... The Minneapolis riots caused $434 MILLION in property damage*... $434,000,000 x (1 / 1,000) = $434,000... Not to mention we're all getting fired... Yeah better send a couple rookies over to check it out...."

....actually they probably left it at "it's a joke but there's a black baby in this ad, if we don't go and somehow it's real we're all getting fired and harassed by the press, we better roll on this."

*[URL='https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Floyd_protests_in_Minneapolis%E2%80%93Saint_Paul']https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Floyd_protests_in_Minneapolis–Saint_Paul[/URL]

 

[Username]

'With Minimal Effort.'

Another good biography title.

A revolutionary guide to raising children from Patrick S Tomlinson.

 

[Danrangutan 🦧]

Tough guy Pat is his most pathetic larp. He had a chance to meet one of his atalkers in person at a bar and fight him and what did Pat do? Cower under the fart blanket and get a restraining order against him, you know, those things battered women get against men that abuse them. Next he had a chance to wait for Dan outside court and show him what a tough guy he is. What did he do? Cowered and pissed himself and demanded a security escort and again like a scared little battered woman tried to get a retraining order on Little Dan who lives fuck knows how many states away. You’re a total pussy, Pat, and you'd even piss yourself and get a restraining order against the confirmed cripples on this board.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

I dunno bro. Did u see that pic of Andy on the shitter?

No…

Care to share?

 

[chewtoyrapist]

I dunno bro. Did u see that pic of Andy on the shitter?

Fawk I forgot I did that

 

[BoqsDiaperHat]

Actual tough guy

 

[Guest]

No…

Care to share?

Don’t have it, I never save pics. I’m sure he’ll oblige if you ask.