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"Minimal effort" lmfao.
I broke my knee, childPat has a history of a wonky knee. It wouldnt be hard to take the fight out of him.
Vurrrrry goodI broke my knee, child
Hold my hand, stlakerI broke my knee, child
"Minimal effort" lmfao.
I am firmly convinced that at least half of this BBS, myself included, are a bunch of middle-aged out of shape dudes collecting a disability check. I would still put my money on anybody on this forum being able to lay him the fuck out. I could be in the middle of chemotherapy treatment and beat his ass.
Just stop it already. He always talks about how we're going to prison but then he acts like he's going to beat us up. Assault is a crime, brother. You can't eat your cake and have it too. You're either Charles Bronson or we'll be hearing from your lawyer. Stop trying to have it both ways, fatty. You would get your ass handed to you in a fight and in a courtroom, and the tough guy act is as convincing as Yimmy's wife trying to pass for a real woman.
Sir, I don’t appreciate this. I do plenty of cardio and maintain a regular exercise routine, keeping the slop to a minimum. If it were Minecraft I’d wear the hog downThe only user I pause to think about, would be @Sue Lightning.
If it was a boxing/standup fight then sue would wear him down with cardio and beat him on speed.
Anything else and fatty managed to get a grip on him I fear he may get neutralized.
Pat is of course, talking about shooting people and not fighting them
Anyone have an archive of this for no reason at all.
I promise you I could not neutralize Pat based on my build. We’d probably be similar height, and I beat him on speed, but he is so fucking fat that NOTHING i could throw at him would do any damage and i’m pretty fit. I would not want to fight Pat.The only user I pause to think about, would be @Sue Lightning.
If it was a boxing/standup fight then sue would wear him down with cardio and beat him on speed.
Anything else and fatty managed to get a grip on him I fear he may get neutralized.
Pat is of course, talking about shooting people and not fighting them
Boxing I think you have a pretty good chance. Young, fit, fast.I promise you I could not neutralize Pat based on my build. We’d probably be similar height, and I beat him on speed, but he is so fucking fat that NOTHING i could throw at him would do any damage and i’m pretty fit. I would not want to fight Pat.
Relax, Sue was the only one I had concern for, If the stipulation was boxing match only then I don't think he'd have much chance with anyone here.Sir, I don’t appreciate this. I do plenty of cardio and maintain a regular exercise routine, keeping the slop to a minimum. If it were Minecraft I’d wear the hog down
Don't worry if anything goes down I'll just grab you by the ankles and swing you like a baseball bat into Pat. That way we can both take credit for kicking his ass.I promise you I could not neutralize Pat based on my build. We’d probably be similar height, and I beat him on speed, but he is so fucking fat that NOTHING i could throw at him would do any damage and i’m pretty fit. I would not want to fight Pat.
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