Pat is already awake and on twitter before 7am

[Easily_Remembered]

No, you are not married, atalker. This is simply one of your many delusions.

Ok. I am in my mom's basement, shaking my fist at the success of Patrick. You got me.

 

[guest]

Ok. I am in my mom's basement, shaking my fist at the success of Patrick. You got me.

He is a published author who has made SIX FIGURES, child.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Did anyone save his schedule? I recall this being a busy day for him. He does that volunteer book store guide in between a couple presentations.

 

[DominusOdium]

The complimentary kids in his room are used to getting up that early for school.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

He is a published author who has made SIX FIGURES, child.

And he practices Krav maga!

 

[guest]

And he practices Krav MAGA!

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He should be starting todays presentation now

 

[guest]

He should be starting todays presentation now

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The emerging space propulsion technology he will be discussing is the unlimited nigger gas his wife's vagina stores.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Imagine some C average high school graduate doing presentations about space propulsion like he works for NASA. What a phony. It has zero credibility. All he did was google other peoples work and watch star trek. Pat could never do the formulas to back up what he is saying. It would actually be interesting if an astrophysicist was trying to explain it. I bet if you asked a few well placed questions to his presentation from someone actually in the field he would crumble because its so far out of his element. Its only because he is talking to awkward weirdos that he can LARP as astrophysicist.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Imagine some C average high school graduate doing presentations about space propulsion like he works for NASA. What a phony. It has zero credibility. All he did was google other peoples work and watch star trek. Pat could never do the formulas to back up what he is saying. It would actually be interesting if an astrophysicist was trying to explain it. I bet if you asked a few well placed questions to his presentation from someone actually in the field he would crumble because its so far out of his element. Its only because he is talking to awkward weirdos that he can LARP as astrophysicist.

I've taken a few semesters of physics in college and fully realize I would have no business talking about near future propulsion. I've seen every episode of Star Trek TNG and DS9 and read far more scifi than Patrick and, again, fully realize I would have no idea what I was talking about. I don't know how Patrick fools anyone at these conventions. Filthy Pierre should guillotine himself a pig.

 

[VizioDash]

The emerging space propulsion technology he will be discussing is the unlimited nigger gas his wife's vagina stores.

The blood of Bernell Trammell turned into rocket fuel.

 

[NoBacon]

I'm out hitting garage sales with the wife. While she drives, I fat-post.

has she got nice tits?

 

[guest]

has she got nice tits?

Well obviously she does or he wouldn't be telling us about her.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

You're right, those are great. Thanks for fucking my theory on dried fruit.

WWAW blueberry scones?

 

[Easily_Remembered]

has she got nice tits?

They suckle good

 

[NoBacon]

They suckle good

that’s good to know. Thank you

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

WWAW blueberry scones?

Scones shouldn't have anything in them, they get served with strawberry jam, whipped cream and tea.

 

[Harry Powell]

People who don't lose their minds for complimentary continental breakfast belong in prison. Not jail... prison. Those are the kind of sick fucks that prefer oatmeal raisin cookies to chocolate chip.

Chocolate chip cookies are for niggers and kids. Successful white men eat oatmeal raisin.

 

[guest]

Chocolate chip cookies are for niggers and kids. Successful white men eat oatmeal raisin.

[SIZE=26px]PRISON AWAITS YOU, ATALKER.[/SIZE]

 

[FurBurger]

He is a published author who has made SIX FIGURES, child.

@RobertMewler also made six figures, mostly of Fatrick getting cucked.