My guess is the breakfast buffet starts at 7am and he has lots of competition there so he's up and ready to go early. Its gonna be a long day for him.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Pat is already awake and on twitter before 7am
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I heard he was rubbing and pinching his nipples waiting for his free continental breakfast
He’s spent after the big Elon Musk presentation - I recommend 5 Pancakes, 5 bacon strips, 6 sausage links, and half a pound of potatoes. Make sure to wash it down with 2 glasses of orange juice, too.
Tbf, I tweeted some shit about an hour ago as a reply to some faggot politician (D) who has taken umbrage with the term "groomer."
I'm now going to HEB to get groceries (wine) and McDonald's (for my dog).
I'm now going to HEB to get groceries (wine) and McDonald's (for my dog).
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While singing "Goodbye Horses"
I still can't believe that this fucking jabroni has the balls to make a presentation about the richest man in the world (even though less people saw it than NPS/Opie's YT has listeners)
But then again, it's Rick. Nothing surprises me with that clown.
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Totally off topic and not funny, but I'm a big mark for complimentary breakfasts. Bacon, sausage, eggs, hash browns... no black people in the vicinity...
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People who don't lose their minds for complimentary continental breakfast belong in prison. Not jail... prison. Those are the kind of sick fucks that prefer oatmeal raisin cookies to chocolate chip.
I can fuck with oats (ANZAC day is in two days, and ANZAC biscuits become all the rage around this time) but raisins, sultanas, ANY fruit that's dried like that fucking stinks. They don't belong in cookies, cakes or bread. PURRIOD.
Fuckin' Arnotts spicy fruit rolls, cunt.
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You're right, those are great. Thanks for fucking my theory on dried fruit.
I guarantee it’s way worse than we’re even imagining. Someone has to have a recording of it somewhere - either by an undercover pest or one of the mutants who was legit attending.
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I would also like to point out the irony of all of us making fun of the fact that this dude was on Twitter before 7am, while we were all on here before 7am making fun of him about it.
Some of us are up early for work, others are up early to eat.
I'm out hitting garage sales with the wife. While she drives, I fat-post.
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Cant I do both?
I'm sitting eating Totino's pizza rolls at 9am, then I wonder why I have heartburn.
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No, you are not married, stlaker. This is simply one of your many delusions.
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I decide what marriage means, children.