Pat is already awake and on twitter before 7am

[HalfHouseFatty]

My guess is the breakfast buffet starts at 7am and he has lots of competition there so he's up and ready to go early. Its gonna be a long day for him.

 

[ChildlessHambino]

I heard he was rubbing and pinching his nipples waiting for his free continental breakfast

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

He’s spent after the big Elon Musk presentation - I recommend 5 Pancakes, 5 bacon strips, 6 sausage links, and half a pound of potatoes. Make sure to wash it down with 2 glasses of orange juice, too.

 

[EraGodless]

Tbf, I tweeted some shit about an hour ago as a reply to some faggot politician (D) who has taken umbrage with the term "groomer."

I'm now going to HEB to get groceries (wine) and McDonald's (for my dog).

 

[guest]

I heard he was rubbing and pinching his nipples waiting for his free continental breakfast

While singing "Goodbye Horses"

He’s spent after the big Elon Musk presentation.

I still can't believe that this fucking jabroni has the balls to make a presentation about the richest man in the world (even though less people saw it than NPS/Opie's YT has listeners)

But then again, it's Rick. Nothing surprises me with that clown.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

My guess is the breakfast buffet starts at 7am

Totally off topic and not funny, but I'm a big mark for complimentary breakfasts. Bacon, sausage, eggs, hash browns... no black people in the vicinity...

 

[guest]

Totally off topic and not funny, but I'm a big mark for complimentary breakfasts. Bacon, sausage, eggs, hash browns... no black people in the vicinity...

People who don't lose their minds for complimentary continental breakfast belong in prison. Not jail... prison. Those are the kind of sick fucks that prefer oatmeal raisin cookies to chocolate chip.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

People who don't lose their minds for complimentary continental breakfast belong in prison. Not jail... prison. Those are the kind of sick fucks that prefer oatmeal raisin cookies to chocolate chip.

I can fuck with oats (ANZAC day is in two days, and ANZAC biscuits become all the rage around this time) but raisins, sultanas, ANY fruit that's dried like that fucking stinks. They don't belong in cookies, cakes or bread. PURRIOD.

 

[FurBurger]

I can fuck with oats (ANZAC day is in two days, and ANZAC biscuits become all the rage around this time) but raisins, sultanas, ANY fruit that's dried like that fucking stinks. They don't belong in cookies, cakes or bread. PURRIOD.

Fuckin' Arnotts spicy fruit rolls, cunt.

 

[guest]

Fuckin' Arnotts spicy fruit rolls, cunt.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Fuckin' Arnotts spicy fruit rolls, cunt.

You're right, those are great. Thanks for fucking my theory on dried fruit.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I still can't believe that this fucking jabroni has the balls to make a presentation about the richest man in the world (even though less people saw it than NPS/Opie's YT has listeners)

But then again, it's Rick. Nothing surprises me with that clown.

I guarantee it’s way worse than we’re even imagining. Someone has to have a recording of it somewhere - either by an undercover pest or one of the mutants who was legit attending.

 

[guest]

I guarantee it’s way worse than we’re even imagining. Someone has to have a recording of it somewhere - either by an undercover pest or one of the mutants who was legit attending.

Embarrassing fat faggot is embarrassing.

....and a fat faggot.

 

[guest]

I would also like to point out the irony of all of us making fun of the fact that this dude was on Twitter before 7am, while we were all on here before 7am making fun of him about it.

 

[VizioDash]

He has a very fulfilling life, child.

 

[HalfHouseFatty]

I would also like to point out the irony of all of us making fun of the fact that this dude was on Twitter before 7am, while we were all on here before 7am making fun of him about it.

Some of us are up early for work, others are up early to eat.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Some of us are up early for work, others are up early to eat.

I'm out hitting garage sales with the wife. While she drives, I fat-post.

 

[guest]

Some of us are up early for work, others are up early to eat.

Cant I do both?

I'm sitting eating Totino's pizza rolls at 9am, then I wonder why I have heartburn.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

I'm out hitting garage sales with the wife. While she drives, I fat-post.

No, you are not married, stlaker. This is simply one of your many delusions.

 

[guest]

No, you are not married, atalker. This is simply one of your many delusions.

I decide what marriage means, children.