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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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Pat has the sentencing hearing all planned out.
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Victim Impact Statement
Yeah, that’s how a real man handles things. What a pathetic faggot
Yeah, that’s how a real man handles things. What a pathetic faggot
"Welp Judge child, I was born at a very young age. And I recall that my father had a sign on the fridge that said #DLTIW, even though hash tags wouldn't be invented for decades. He was a particularly virile man and definitely not gay. My mother taught me all the tricks of Psychology. Anyway, as I was saying, in grade school one of my teachers once said of me..."
"Sir, don't do that."
"Sir, don't do that."
Love the actual pfp compared to his current one.
"witness impact statement" fawkin incredible 1.2gpa really shining
"They called me fat on the internet which lead me to gain weight!"
"They called me fat on the internet which lead me to gain weight!"
Guarantee this dope has spent more time drafting, revising and polishing his “witness [sic] impact statement” than he has spent on his WIP book. What they have in common is that neither will ever see the light of day, but I’d pay good money (to anyone but Pat) to read them.
There are actual templates out there for writing these statements. Let’s see how well we think Pat would be able to stick to the requirements and restrictions:
No comment necessary.
One of the key inclusions suggested by them all is detail on the counseling and therapy the crime required you to seek. Uh oh! Pat will never seek therapy and prides himself on it. He thinks “I’m so mentally strong that being stalked and harassed every day for five years couldn’t affect me” will make him sound admirable rather than full of shit.
All of these statement templates highlight exactly how much of a weakling Pat is. Look at this breakdown of paragraphs and the fact that an adult male would write one of these about being called fat on the internet is side-splitting.
There are actual templates out there for writing these statements. Let’s see how well we think Pat would be able to stick to the requirements and restrictions:
No comment necessary.
One of the key inclusions suggested by them all is detail on the counseling and therapy the crime required you to seek. Uh oh! Pat will never seek therapy and prides himself on it. He thinks “I’m so mentally strong that being stalked and harassed every day for five years couldn’t affect me” will make him sound admirable rather than full of shit.
All of these statement templates highlight exactly how much of a weakling Pat is. Look at this breakdown of paragraphs and the fact that an adult male would write one of these about being called fat on the internet is side-splitting.
When will Bernell's friends and family be able to read their "witness impact statements"?
Come on, Pat, writing prompt, show us what you got!
Insert your own childs:
Your Honor,
I stand before you today as a victim of relentless stalking, seeking to share the profound impact it has had on my life. This ordeal has caused immense emotional distress, leading to physical consequences that altered the very fabric of my existence.
The persistent and malicious actions of the stlaker shattered my sense of safety, leaving me in a perpetual state of fear and anxiety. Every step I took, every decision I made, was overshadowed by the constant threat lurking in the shadows. The weight of their unrelenting presence pressed upon me, suffocating any remnants of peace or tranquility.
As time wore on, the relentless nature of the stalking began to chip away at my self-esteem and self-worth. The ceaseless barrage of unwanted attention tore at the fabric of my confidence, leaving me vulnerable and shattered. Slowly, the weight of their torment manifested physically within me, as I sought solace in unhealthy coping mechanisms and struggled to find comfort in food.
The consequences of this malicious intrusion extended far beyond my emotional well-being. The strain and stress placed upon my marriage were insurmountable. The constant barrage of stalking behaviors poisoned the trust that once bound us, leading to irreparable damage. The weight of this burden grew heavier with each passing day — literally — until my transition to morbid obesity crushed very foundation of our relationship. When it crumbled, we were left with no choice but to part ways.
Divorce, a word that carries immense emotional weight, became an unfortunate reality for me. The toll that stalking took on my mental and physical health strained the bonds of love and commitment that were once unbreakable. The haunting presence of the stlaker left no room for harmony or happiness, instead inflicting pain and discord upon everything I held dear.
Your Honor, I implore you to consider the gravity of these consequences as you evaluate the impact of stalking upon its victims. The weight I have carried, both metaphorically and literally, is not one that I bear alone. It extends beyond my physical appearance and encompasses the very essence of my being. May my testimony shed light on the devastating repercussions of stalking, not only on an individual's emotional well-being but on their relationships and the course of their lives.
Thank you, Your Honor, for your attention and consideration.
Sincerely,
[Your Name]
Penis Piglinson was a favorite of mine
I would take it all the way to a trial. No plea bargain. Half the jury will be texting pat by the time it's over. I'm going to represent myself and ask him all kinds of questions. And I'm going to make him read shit from his evidence folder on the stand. If he sees anyone laugh he'll have a complete breakdown and start childing everyone in the courtroom. Then the bailiffs will have to kick his ass and drag him out kicking and squealing. I'll be found not guilty and then have sex with a few of the women that came to watch the trial.
He probably edits it weekly with the latest happs.
You know how many commas are in that bitch by now?!?
Piggy on the stand would be the most glorious thing ever. He would break after the 1st question. "Mr. Tomlinson, why did you continue to respond after all this time"
StealthyGook is my favorite.
He couldn’t even say his own name properly the first time when he lost against BDA.
Fuck this is one of the most embarrassing things Rick has said. Imagine an “actual tough guy” being excited about reading a victim impact statement. What a humiliating beta thing to say.
Plus Rick, you don’t even know what crimes Bobby Jr. actually committed. You’re not going to be able to sit there and talk about every stalking and swatting bullshit that you say ever happened to you and put it on one person. Plus I don’t think they have victim impact statements for misdemeanor phone harassment cases.
Plus Rick, you don’t even know what crimes Bobby Jr. actually committed. You’re not going to be able to sit there and talk about every stalking and swatting bullshit that you say ever happened to you and put it on one person. Plus I don’t think they have victim impact statements for misdemeanor phone harassment cases.
We live in a world that has nazis and those nazis have to be guarded by science fiction writers with twitter accounts.
Who's gonna do it, Hildy?!?
We use words like Honor, Code, Loyalty.
You want me on twitter! You need me on twitter!
You're goddamnded right I swatted myself!!!
Close your eyes. Now imagine that Firstname Lastname is a black lesbian trans Muslim spaceship captain.