Pat has the sentencing hearing all planned out.

[HalfHouseFatty]

I guarantee he's already written the impact statement.

 

[guest]

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I guarantee he's already written the impact statement.

I bet it starts with Welp,

 

[porquedealer]

Fatty showing he still, despite many appearances, has no idea of court proceedings.
Can't wait till he is dragged onto the stand and has a meltdown

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

He's gone completely insane. I bet he'd be happier if he quit social media but what do I know.

 

[guest]

I hope it goes to court so the prosecutor can say Pat’s toilet etc. what’s some of them other Twitter names we got?

 

[BoomerSperg]

He maliciously spread the truth about how I threatened to kill my unborn daughter your honor, he also called me fat.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

I hope it goes to court so the prosecutor can say Pat’s toilet etc. what’s some of them other Twitter names we got?

I hope they find StealthyGook and the guy that had the sad rodeo clown avatard.

 

[SFWA liaison]

can't wait to hear the recording and laugh at how faggy he sounds

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

" My impact statement". He has a fantasy of having that " A few good men" moment.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I hope it goes to court so the prosecutor can say Pat’s toilet etc. what’s some of them other Twitter names we got?

@NIGGER_ANNIHILATOR_RICK

 

[guest]

It's victim impact statement you porcine dunce.

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

@NIGGER_ANNIHILATOR_RICK

Patrick Niggerson

Dafe Ekpeki

The dozens of penis Johnson accounts paul made during that manic episode

 

[N64 Cube]

Remember how he was prepared during his thing with BDA in front of the judge? He’ll be as prepared.

 

[Stent]

I'm sure it'll work out in the courtroom just how he says it will. It's not like he's been wrong before.

 

[Cygnus Nana X-1]

"They impersonated my toilet and called me fat. They need to be imprisoned IMMEDIATELY, your honor child!"

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

" My impact statement". He has a fantasy of having that " A few good men" moment.

I was wondering if he's imagining bawling on the stand like a fag to get sympathy. Maybe he should show before and after pictures to demonstrate all the stress eating

 

[EraGodless]

The case could never possibly go to trial as there is a lot of incriminating evidence against Patrick. Is he too fucking retarded/mentally ill to not see that? The only case is against whoever the swatted is-- and he better pray that it's not himself or he'll be looking at actual prison time and a hefty (lol) fine/reimbursement for the waste of police resources. If he actually swatted himself just one time, he would be completely fucked.

 

[CompoundBasement]

He really does have a deluded fantasy of this all ending up being a New York Times bestseller and an eventual Spielberg directed Oscar winning blockbuster movie based on his pathetic life.

This Cluster B personality disordered, social media addicted, unemployed loser does not live in reality. No one needs their Internet access taken away more than this asshole.

 

[Mitch Weaver]

I was wondering if he's imagining bawling on the stand like a fag to get sympathy. Maybe he should show before and after pictures to demonstrate all the stress eating

He bawled over losing his Twitter account, fucking queer.

 

[Will Tate]

This motherfucker thinks he's gonna take the witness stand and his testimony will be like Matthew McConaughey at the end of A Time to Kill. Porcine simpleton.