Pat compares himself to a rape victim

[Professor Rape]

lol not exactly wife material.

Yes, torquer. It is.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Yes, torquer. It is.

Godspeed with the future court cases, my dude.

 

[Professor Rape]

Godspeed with the future court cases, my dude.

Meh, I have a team of sharks looking after me.

 

[Convict Wyzz]

Now THIS is my kind of fiction.

 

[Stent]

Nazis stole his joke book in an act of political sabotage and Leslie isn't taking this seriously?

 

[Rick Roblinson]

Patrick has done the equivalent of bending over, spreading his asshole wide open, and screaming COME RAPE ME! and he fucking knows it.

"I have, at most, informed them of their crimes..."

Fat goddamn liar. He just said the other fucking day that he purposely goes out of his way to antagonize his stalkers. He really does have a retarded goldfish memory.

 

[AliceWorquer]

Getting a little off into the reeds with that analogy there Leslie. It probably should have stopped half way to deemphasise the rapist connection. Jesus Christ, Leslie. I'd be pretty outraged if hordes of rapist were allowed to show up at public events and go to town. The point is that he isn't being raped, but he is a fat idiot who can't get out of his own way.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Patrick has done the equivalent of bending over, spreading his asshole wide open, and screaming COME RAPE ME! and he fucking knows it.

"I have, at most, informed them of their crimes..."

Fat goddamn liar. He just said the other fucking day that he purposely goes out of his way to antagonize his stalkers. He really does have a retarded goldfish memory.

I was at a party one time and this guy got blackout drunk and laid down on the floor, put his feet behind his head and yelled out “ I just want to be raped by a bunch of frat guys.”

Patrick doesn’t have the flexibility that guy had. Another fat L

 

[Bigsmooth]

I was at a party one time and this guy got blackout drunk and laid down on the floor, put his feet behind his head and yelled out “ I just want to be raped by a bunch of frat guys.”

Patrick doesn’t have the flexibility that guy had. Another fat L

Boq does the zaniest things

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Pat's words are drenched in estrogen

I felt like I grew a pair of tits after reading his hormonal tweet.

 

[iBangedQuasi]

Patrick has done the equivalent of bending over, spreading his asshole wide open, and screaming COME RAPE ME! and he fucking knows it.

"I have, at most, informed them of their crimes..."

Fat goddamn liar. He just said the other fucking day that he purposely goes out of his way to antagonize his stalkers. He really does have a retarded goldfish memory.

He doesn't even do that. He just copes and says "your crimes will be explained at your arrest" or something fat and stupid