Pat Combing His Favorite Subjects

[Will Tate]

Superman is obviously a jewish power fantasy, honey. He's a journalist hiding he secret foreign identity with a Moses origin story.

Yeah but we're fucking with Pat and the first 2 Reeves movies were good so just go with it.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Fake Fan Fatrick is the one variant that gets under my skin the worst. He's given himself away more than a few times as a bandwagon-hopping cunt more than a few times to anyone who knows their shit.*

*I know "I'm a better comic book nerd than you" is a weird flex, but A: Pat is that pathetic, and B: we can't all be lusciously-toned business owners who can shred Pat's claims of running marathons or crocheting cats who can show Papa Tommy Tom wasn't a rodeo champion, so this is the angle from which I just know what a careless fraud Pat is. Call me a faggot if you must, but I do it for the cause.

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As a fellow comic book reader, it irritates shit out of me as well.

 

[Will Tate]

As a fellow comic book reader, it irritates shit out of me as well.

And he has the audacity to call us performative. Why, I never!
(Someone reply with the dear me gif please, I don't have it.)